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Gothampc
#0Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 6:43pm

...that Liza Minnelli died and a mean drag queen is now impersonating her. He/she threatens anyone who tries to expose the fraud.

Do you have any other good National Enquirer type stories?


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#1re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 6:49pm

Beav - she's baiting her 'Rath trap'.

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Mr Roxy
#2re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 6:49pm

One of the best I saw was a baby was found alive, floating in the ocean with a Titanic life perserver around its waist


Sounds perfectly feasible . Rod Serling is calling


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Gothampc
#3re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 6:49pm

Bernadette Peters is the love child of Truman Capote and Mae West.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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TxTwoStep
#4re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 7:34pm

Tommy Tune and Carol Channing are the same person. Think about it, when was the last time they were seen together? one secretly passed away, and the other one has been secretly impersonating the dead one to keep both legends alive. When the surviving one finally passes, a Muppet will be employed for the live appearances, and computer aided digital technology will let them continue to appear on TV, sometimes together. We've all heard about TT making those holograms for a cruise ship show---that was just a cover to create a library of images from which to draw in the future.

The sad thing is, their fan bases have no such longevity. The monsters will outlive their creators.


Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."

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Rathnait62
#5re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 7:51pm

Umm, that Betty "rumor"...isn't one. Okay. That's all I can say. I have to go.


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#6re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 7:52pm

Beware of the traps, Rath.

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CATSNYrevival
#7re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 7:54pm

One of the best I saw was a baby was found alive, floating in the ocean with a Titanic life perserver around its waist.

I wrote a musical based on that story a la bat boy. for real. I'm not kidding... but I have yet to enquire about the rights to show it to anyone...

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TxTwoStep
#8re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 7:56pm

sounds somewhat like that play SCOTLAND ROAD, which is pretty good. Maybe you should contact the playwright and see if your songs would fit into that story.


Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."

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CurtainUp2
#9re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 8:03pm

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There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela

Gothampc
#10re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 8:25pm

Tammy Faye Bakker and Dolly Parton are the same person.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

La Vie Boheme
#11re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 8:30pm

...Napolean Dynamite was fondled as a child by Michael Jackson


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La Vie Boheme
#12re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:02pm

...Joan Rivers has used botox?!?!?!?!


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Rathnait62
#13re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:07pm

Patty Duke and Tovah Feldshuh are the same person.


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