Rumor has it...

...that Liza Minnelli died and a mean drag queen is now impersonating her. He/she threatens anyone who tries to expose the fraud.

Do you have any other good National Enquirer type stories?

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One of the best I saw was a baby was found alive, floating in the ocean with a Titanic life perserver around its waist


Sounds perfectly feasible . Rod Serling is calling

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Updated On: 2/24/05 at 06:49 PM

Tommy Tune and Carol Channing are the same person. Think about it, when was the last time they were seen together? one secretly passed away, and the other one has been secretly impersonating the dead one to keep both legends alive. When the surviving one finally passes, a Muppet will be employed for the live appearances, and computer aided digital technology will let them continue to appear on TV, sometimes together. We've all heard about TT making those holograms for a cruise ship show---that was just a cover to create a library of images from which to draw in the future.

The sad thing is, their fan bases have no such longevity. The monsters will outlive their creators.

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Beware of the traps, Rath.

sounds somewhat like that play SCOTLAND ROAD, which is pretty good. Maybe you should contact the playwright and see if your songs would fit into that story.

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Tammy Faye Bakker and Dolly Parton are the same person.

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...Joan Rivers has used botox?!?!?!?!

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