Rumor has it...
Rumor has it...
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#0Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 6:43pm
...that Liza Minnelli died and a mean drag queen is now impersonating her. He/she threatens anyone who tries to expose the fraud.
Do you have any other good National Enquirer type stories?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#2re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 6:49pm
One of the best I saw was a baby was found alive, floating in the ocean with a Titanic life perserver around its waist
Sounds perfectly feasible . Rod Serling is calling
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Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#3re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 6:49pmBernadette Peters is the love child of Truman Capote and Mae West.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#4re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 7:34pm
Tommy Tune and Carol Channing are the same person. Think about it, when was the last time they were seen together? one secretly passed away, and the other one has been secretly impersonating the dead one to keep both legends alive. When the surviving one finally passes, a Muppet will be employed for the live appearances, and computer aided digital technology will let them continue to appear on TV, sometimes together. We've all heard about TT making those holograms for a cruise ship show---that was just a cover to create a library of images from which to draw in the future.
The sad thing is, their fan bases have no such longevity. The monsters will outlive their creators.
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#5re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 7:51pmUmm, that Betty "rumor"...isn't one. Okay. That's all I can say. I have to go.
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#7re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 7:54pm
One of the best I saw was a baby was found alive, floating in the ocean with a Titanic life perserver around its waist.
I wrote a musical based on that story a la bat boy. for real. I'm not kidding... but I have yet to enquire about the rights to show it to anyone...
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#8re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 7:56pmsounds somewhat like that play SCOTLAND ROAD, which is pretty good. Maybe you should contact the playwright and see if your songs would fit into that story.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
CurtainUp2
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/8/04
#9re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 8:03pm
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
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Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#10re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 8:25pmTammy Faye Bakker and Dolly Parton are the same person.
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La Vie Boheme
Leading Actor Joined: 1/7/05
#11re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 8:30pm...Napolean Dynamite was fondled as a child by Michael Jackson
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La Vie Boheme
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#12re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:02pm...Joan Rivers has used botox?!?!?!?!
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#13re: Rumor has it...
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:07pmPatty Duke and Tovah Feldshuh are the same person.
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