SNL's New Season

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:40pm

Christ, this is pathetic. This 10 minute opening mocking the debates is the unfunniest thing I have seen in such a long time. It's just disperate. Give me 10 minutes and I'll write a debate parody that'll have you pee your pants.

Does anyone know how I can contact SNL? Little known fact about me is that my dream has always been to write for that show. And it seems this season they're gonna need me.

Updated On: 10/2/04 at 11:40 PM

[Broadway Matt]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:42pm

who are their "go-to" guys this season? chris parnell?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:46pm

I was gonna post that I was pleased at how the opening sequence was fairly equally bashing of both Kerry and Bush.

But now Alec Baldwin is on my screen.. god, I hate that focker.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:47pm

You call that mocking? I call it boring.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:49pm

OK... they just won me back with the Boner Juice thing.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:49pm

Yes, that was quite funny.

[ForTheLoveOfLea]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:50pm

SNL has been in need of you since they lost Will Ferrell, Matt_G.

[Broadway Matt]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:51pm

you know Canteen Boy, I have a very hairy chest. do you like my hairy chest, Canteen Boy?

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:51pm

Every single person who knows me knows that ever since I was around 8 years old I've wanted to write for that show. It truly is my dream.

[Glebb]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:51pm

Amy, Rachel and Maya will pull through for us.

[ForTheLoveOfLea]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:52pm

My mom would like it, she's a real big Tom Selleck fan.

[Glebb]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:53pm

They need you Matt_G, cuz this is a downer.

[Glebb]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:54pm

Who wrote this shhhhhhiiiiitttt.

Updated On: 10/2/04 at 11:54 PM

[Glebb]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:55pm

Debbie Downer needs Bonerjuice.

[Broadway Matt]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:55pm

the first time I saw this Debbie Downer bit, I almost messed myself with laughter.

[Broadway Matt]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:56pm

this one was missing that special something

[ForTheLoveOfLea]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:57pm

I hate the entire cast except maybe Tina Fey. They just lack the vivacity previous members had.

[Glebb]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:59pm

I think I need to watch anything else. Maybe there's an informercial on.

[insomniak]

Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:59pm

I never much loved it, but if you wrote things would change, Matt_G. I think you'd be good at it. Did you ever try to get in?

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/3/04 at 12:00am

I'm not in New York yet so there was never any point.

Now things are going to change so I really would like to find out how.

[insomniak]

Posted: 10/3/04 at 12:02am

Call them, there has to be an application process. Good luck.

[Broadway Matt]

Posted: 10/3/04 at 12:05am

i thought they mainly recruited from the Groundlings and Second City

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/3/04 at 12:08am

I think you're right, Matt.

[Broadway Matt]

Posted: 10/3/04 at 12:18am

well you gotta start somewhere, right! have u considered auditioning or taking classes with one of those groups? a guy I know from high school, a decent comedic actor at best, is in one of the Groundlings programs in L.A. if this guy was able to get a foot in the door, there's no telling how far a Matt_G type wit could go.

[Broadway Matt]

Posted: 10/3/04 at 12:19am

DON'T DO IT TONY!!!! YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR ANYTHING ON THIS NETWORK!!!!