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Posted: 10/5/04 at 7:27am
Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides,
And every time that Mary walked
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
But she didn't wear that one very often.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill
To have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dope.
Mary had a little lamb.
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ass,
And turned its wool to nylon
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them, too, 'cause he was gay.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Said, "Screw him. He's only an egg."
With splits right up the sides,
And every time that Mary walked
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
But she didn't wear that one very often.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill
To have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dope.
Mary had a little lamb.
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ass,
And turned its wool to nylon
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them, too, 'cause he was gay.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Said, "Screw him. He's only an egg."
