SOMMS Poetry Slam- Page 2

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 10/5/04 at 2:10pm

Wee Willie Winkie
Runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs
In his nightgown.
Rapping at the windows,
Crying through the lock,
"Who's ready and willing?
It's time to fock!"

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/5/04 at 2:13pm

I love little p*ssy, her coat is so warm,
And If I don't hurt her she'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her tail, nor drive her away,
But p*ssy and I very gently will play.

Updated On: 10/5/04 at 02:13 PM

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/5/04 at 3:41pm

Remind me never to let you guys around children...at least those who want to learn nursery rhymes...

Updated On: 10/5/04 at 03:41 PM

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 10/5/04 at 3:54pm

once was a guy from Nantucket....
you know the rest.

[joeyjoe]

Posted: 11/17/04 at 12:55pm

i remembered this thread and thought i'd bring it back up because some of these are just SO DARNED FUNNY!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:16pm

Little Bo peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where to find them.
After a search, she came home,
And found Jack Horner behind 'em...

[joeyjoe]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 3:03pm

since we're bumping older threads today...

[NYadgal]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 3:06pm

oh wow... I'd forgotten about this gem.

[joeyjoe]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 3:14pm

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a big fall
All the king's horses
and all the king's men
said, "Served you right, you fat ****er."

[KelRel]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 3:49pm

just go here and read along the left side of the page
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/comic/andrew-dice-clay/

[KelRel]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 3:49pm

I think I get the whole cookie jar

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 4:25pm

Good poetry stands the test of time!