SOMMS Poetry Slam — Page 2

#26

re: SOMMS Poetry Slam

Posted: 10/5/04 at 2:10pm

Wee Willie Winkie
Runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs
In his nightgown.
Rapping at the windows,
Crying through the lock,
"Who's ready and willing?
It's time to fock!"

#27

re: SOMMS Poetry Slam

Posted: 10/5/04 at 2:13pm

I love little p*ssy, her coat is so warm,
And If I don't hurt her she'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her tail, nor drive her away,
But p*ssy and I very gently will play.

Updated On: 10/5/04 at 02:13 PM

#28

re: SOMMS Poetry Slam

Posted: 10/5/04 at 3:41pm

Remind me never to let you guys around children...at least those who want to learn nursery rhymes...

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 10/5/04 at 03:41 PM

#29

re: SOMMS Poetry Slam

Posted: 10/5/04 at 3:54pm

once was a guy from Nantucket....
you know the rest.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#30

re: SOMMS Poetry Slam

Posted: 11/17/04 at 12:55pm

i remembered this thread and thought i'd bring it back up because some of these are just SO DARNED FUNNY!

#31

re: SOMMS Poetry Slam

Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:16pm

Little Bo peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where to find them.
After a search, she came home,
And found Jack Horner behind 'em...

#32

re: SOMMS Poetry Slam

Posted: 5/4/05 at 3:03pm

since we're bumping older threads today...

#33

re: SOMMS Poetry Slam

Posted: 5/4/05 at 3:06pm

oh wow... I'd forgotten about this gem.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#34

re: SOMMS Poetry Slam

Posted: 5/4/05 at 3:14pm

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a big fall
All the king's horses
and all the king's men
said, "Served you right, you fat ****er."

#35

re: SOMMS Poetry Slam

Posted: 5/4/05 at 3:49pm

just go here and read along the left side of the page
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/comic/andrew-dice-clay/

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"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

#36

re: SOMMS Poetry Slam

Posted: 5/4/05 at 3:49pm

I think I get the whole cookie jar

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"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

#37

re: SOMMS Poetry Slam

Posted: 5/4/05 at 4:25pm

Good poetry stands the test of time!