STAR JONES THANKS GOD FOR BRINGING HER A GAY HUSBAND!

[DAME]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 1:00pm

Here you go.

s. jones

Updated On: 4/10/06 at 01:00 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 1:02pm

I'm glad she considers herself beautiful.

[Princeton78]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 1:05pm

She's a gay man's makeover dream.

It'll keep him busy for a few years.

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 1:05pm

Really. What's that saying again? Um...Beauty...eye...beholder...lol.

[erikaamato]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 1:07pm

Horrifying. She's horrifying.

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 1:10pm

I am befuddled as to why she is a Democrat.

She fits so well with the Conservative Republicans. She has a knack for babbling crazy talk and causing people to hurl in her presence.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 1:11pm

Bring back fat Star.

We've seen this show before. When Oprah was fat, she used to be nice. Then she lost a bunch of weight and started screaming about racism at Hermes.

[erikaamato]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 1:12pm

We've seen this show before. When Oprah was fat, she used to be nice. Then she lost a bunch of weight and started screaming about racism at Hermes.

OK, that was brilliant.

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 1:14pm

She could start calling herself prophetess and open a church. That way, she can get fancy gifts every birthday! Just like this woman:

http://www.houstonpress.com/Issues/2006-02-09/news/hairballs.html

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 1:16pm

I bet she gets fancy gifts anyway - that Al buys with her money.

[DAME]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 1:56pm

What does Al Jones do for a iving?

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 2:01pm

Suddenly, a certain Ted Lewis (and later, David Lee Roth) song is going through my head.

[MargoChanning]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 2:10pm

Isn't Al head keeper and feeder at the zoo?

[DAME]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 2:12pm

" I just threw up a little bit in my mouth"

[DramaDork925]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 2:13pm

I second that, Dame

[Gothampc]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 2:13pm

"What does Al Jones do for a iving?"

At one point, I think he was a stockbroker at Merrill Lynch.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 4/10/06 at 2:29pm

Her head just seems to be getting bigger and bigger (both figuratively and literally).

[DAME]

Posted: 4/12/06 at 10:49am

Do you think the show will sink now without Meredith? Seriously.. the only one I can stand there now is Joy.

Updated On: 4/12/06 at 10:49 AM

[kyguy78]

Posted: 4/12/06 at 11:00am

Honestly, who would pay money to buy her book? I've never seen someone one who's a C-list celebrity AT BEST walk around and delude themselves as much as she has. It's obvious that she has a real problem with reality. I don't know what her background is, but she comes across as spiteful, rude, uncharismatic, and annoying. The few times I have watched The View, she's managed to turn everything into being about her. She's an attention whore!

[Wanna Be A Foster]

Posted: 4/12/06 at 11:10am

"As the years passed, he fell into despair, and lost all hope, for who could ever learn to love ... a bEaSt?!"

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 4/12/06 at 11:19am

I would love to see The View go off the air. As a result, I couldn't even bear to watch GMA this week when skank Walters was co-hosting. The View really turned me off to her.

[kyguy78]

Posted: 4/12/06 at 11:41am

"As the years passed, he fell into despair, and lost all hope, for who could ever learn to love ... a bEaSt?!"

The students in my 3rd period just looked at me like I was crazy because that made me laugh out loud!

[DAME]

Posted: 4/12/06 at 11:52am

I agree. Walters has really goten on my nerves with "The View". And it doesn't help that her last two interview specials were dreadful. Time for retirement.