SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 12:24am
An old lady is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away.
She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she starts crying. One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this somber moment.
Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.
The undertaker apologizes and explains that traditionally, they always put the bodies in a black, but he'd see what he could arrange.
The next day she returned to the undertakers to have one last moment with Albert before his funeral the following day. When the undertaker pulls back the curtain, she manages to smile through her tears as Albert is resplendent in a smart blue suit.
She says to the undertaker "Wonderful, wonderful,! but where did you get that beautiful blue suit?"
"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit," the undertaker replied.
The wife smiled at the man.
He continued, "After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#1re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 12:25am
12:24am Bboobs is on the ball.
LOL
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#2re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 12:27am
Thanks Beacon...trying to keep up on my job...especially if I don't wake up early...don't want to let my fans down...LOL !!!
BTW...thanks for the chuckle Mrs. Wilson. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#3re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 12:38am
Thanks Bboobs...
And yes...I'm "keepin' the hope alive" LOL!
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NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#4re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 12:42am
There's just something not right about seeing Sunday Morning in print when I'm still playing on Saturday...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#5re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 12:51am
Addy...
Our little pink party gal!
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#6re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 12:52am*metal image* ewwwww.
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#7re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 1:08am
Oh man, right before I go to sleep. Probably should've waited until I woke up to read this one, but who knew? Boobs, if I have nightmares, I'm calling your people on you!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
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#8re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 1:33am
Wow... 12:30 in the morning? Boobs you little overachiever, you...
Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do...
RIP Jason
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#9re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 1:34amIt's not even Sunday in some parts of the country...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#10re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 8:02amBB...BB...BB, I am soooooooo shaking my head at this one!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#11re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 10:20amMom..be careful shaking your head..it just might fall off..LOL !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ponine24601
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/03
#12re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 11:21amhahaha that's great! thanks boobs!
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
#13re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 11:23am
hahahaha. **I bow to your greatness** It was morbid, yet funny, yet scary, yet 5,000 scoops of FUN!!!!
A real "head turner". MWAHAHAHA. ( god, that was lame )
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
Updated On: 11/21/04 at 11:23 AM
#14re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 11:26amThanks boobs! That was great!
I have my books and my poetry to protect me...
#15re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 7:01pm
Boobs, I'm so glad to see that after scaring me yesterday you decided to do it earlier 
Nice job! (And I'm definately one of your fans)
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#16re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 7:31pmAwwwww..right back at 'cha GaLiNdaFied.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
laactress
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
#17re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 7:48pmI am definitly a fan of Boobs! He is wonderful! Thanks for the laughs every day!
It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!
Updated On: 11/21/04 at 07:48 PM
#18re: SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/04 at 7:56pm
*gasp!*
That was NOT expected! :)
Loved it.
I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!
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