Okay, I'll bite.
iHeartMyGeek, Why did your grandfather hit Santorum in the crotch? (With an unmbrella, no less.)
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia