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Scary story that's true.

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Chenofan #1
#0Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 1:39pm

I was just on the phone with my friend and she was telling me this story:


There was two kids who were upstairs in their room going to sleep. Their dad, who was downstairs, came up to kiss them goodnight. He came into their room and they were all smily and happy. He asked, "Why are you so awake and happy? You suppose to be going to sleep!" The kids replied, "The funny clown gave us a hug and kissed us goodnight." The dad thought this was a little kid thing and kissed them goodnight and went downstairs. The same thing happened the night after and the kids said that the funny clown gave them a hug and kissed them goodnight again. The night after that, the dad came upstairs to the room and saw a clown on top of the children. The police came and it turned out that the clown was a child molester and was liveing in their attic since they moved in about 3 years ago, and was molesting the kids for about a year.

I got so scared!!!!


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Updated On: 1/14/06 at 01:39 PM

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Wanderingchild5
#1re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 1:47pm

I think Ive heard this somewhere but when i was told it was that the clown lived in the basement


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FindingNamo
#2re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 1:48pm

You know, when Brendan Stryker was murdered his neighbor came into his apartment and got an IM from the police and it said "Get out of the house. The murderer is in the house with you!"


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gavrochegirl
#3re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 1:50pm

ETA: Psssh. So much for creepy stories...it's just an urban legend. :P I shouldn't believe everything I read.


What the puck?!
Updated On: 1/14/06 at 01:50 PM

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Chenofan #1
#4re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 1:50pm

I hate stories like this, but there is a morbid fasination abiut them and you can't stop readding them.


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FindingNamo
#5re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 1:51pm

It's a well known fact that small children are smily and happy after being molested by clowns.


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Chenofan #1
#6re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 1:51pm

FN, Are you kidding? Or is that true?


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Updated On: 1/14/06 at 01:51 PM

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YouWantitWhen????
#7re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 1:52pm

I kept on thinking this was a story about George Bush.

I guess I have been hanging out with PJ too much!

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Rathnait62
#8re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 1:54pm

I have to go with Namo on this one. How many molestation stories have you heard where the kids are happy about it?


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FindingNamo
#9re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 1:55pm

It's completely true. Rape is much less scary when perpetrated by a clown.


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Chenofan #1
#10re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 1:56pm

Oh...okay. That's odd. I would be scared out of my mind!


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shameless
#11re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 2:00pm

Cheno, it's not true and neither is the story, it's an urban legend.


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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Chenofan #1
#12re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 2:01pm

GOOOD!!!!! That makes me feel sooooooooo much better. Thanx!


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shameless
#13re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 2:08pm

Here's another popular one, that you might hear, that is also untrue.

A girl is babysitting at a neighbor's house. She's watching TV, when she catches the reflection of a man, standing outside of the sliding glass doors behind her. She turns around and he's gone. She sees him again, turns and he's gone. She calls the police. They come and find the man hiding behind the couch.

Yes, it's scary. No, it's not true.


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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Rathnait62
#14re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 2:09pm

"The calls are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!!"


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Allie
#15re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 2:09pm

I know these aren't true, but they still scare the crap out of me!

Yawper
#16re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 2:22pm

On the true side my city recently had a rash of sneak thief burglaries where the burglars would enter the house while the owners were in a distant room or on another floor. On the few ocassions they were spotted they were already on their way out a window or door (though they once hit a homeowner with a bottle in order to get away).

It makes those urban legends a little more plausible.

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broadway86
#17re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 2:23pm

That clown story is friggin' creepy.

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shameless
#18re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 2:26pm

Didn't they use the phone call legend to kill off Drew Barrymore in the first Scream movie?


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

RachLaura
#19re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 3:15pm

i heard another clown story

about a girl that was babysitting two boys and while she was playing with them in their room there was a huge clown doll that was sitting on the chair. it was freaking her out so she called the parents and asked if she could put it in the closet so she didn't have to look at it. when the parents said that they didn't have a life-size clown doll, she called the police, before finding out that the clown was a man who had escaped from a mental hospital and was living in their house for weeks

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#20re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 3:24pm

I just heard another rendition of this story the other night at dinner. This mom was trying to put her kid to sleep but he kept crying. When she went upstairs to check on him he said that the clown doll was scaring him but she knew that the little boy didn't have a clown doll so she turned on the lights. It turns out that it was a midget dressed as a clown. Killer midgets, what's next?

FindingNamo
#21re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 3:30pm

There was once a clown who used a dancing poodle in his act. One night he was almost late for his show and he had to give the poodle a bath and get her dried off quickly. So the clown put the poodle in the microwave. The poodle exploded.


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#22re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 3:31pm

Namo, maybe I'm just really sadistic, but that story made me laugh really loudly...

FindingNamo
#23re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 3:34pm

When PT Barnum's was still open in NYC in the olden days, this clown flushed a baby alligator down the toilet. That alligator survived and lived in the sewer and grew up and mated with another baby alligator that had been flused down the toilet and grew up in the sewer. To this day there are descendents of those alligators living in the sewer and it is well known on the NYPD that that's where unsolved missing children cases always end up. They don't say anything about it, because they don't want tourists to stop coming to NYC.


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greeneyed_one
#24re: Scary story that's true.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 3:35pm

^^ Sounds like a job for Steve Irwin


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