Scattered, Smothered & Covered

[Jim Colyer]

Posted: 2/5/14 at 3:05pm

I woke up this morning
Put on a Little Big Town CD
You know I love those voices
Karen and Kimberly sing to me
I lay in my bathtub
Soaking suds in my own pontoon
Drove out to the Waffle House
Caught a glimpse of the setting moon

Scattered, Smothered & Covered
Three scrambled eggs and coffee
Hash browns with cheese topping
Scattered, Smothered & Covered

Heard them on the juke box
"Little White Church" just for me
Born and raised in the boondocks
Phillip and Jimi harmony

Scattered, Smothered & Covered
Three scrambled eggs and coffee
Hash browns with cheese topping
Scattered, Smothered & Covered

I know every Waffle House waitress
I know them, and they know me

Scattered, Smothered & Covered
Three scrambled eggs and coffee
Hash browns with cheese topping
Scattered, Smothered & Covered

Modulate:
Scattered, Smothered & Covered
Three scrambled eggs and coffee
Hash browns with cheese topping
Scattered, Smothered & Covered

Jim Colyer ascap
Girl album

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 2/5/14 at 3:16pm

You know, recently this board has ventured into some complex and intricate and respectful -- if difficult -- discussions. To that end, thank you for your interest, but your work just isn't the right fit for what we're looking for.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 2/5/14 at 4:12pm

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[FindingNamo]

Posted: 2/5/14 at 5:00pm

All together now:

Fried ham, fried ham, cheese and baloney,
After the macaroni, we'll have onions, pickles and lettuce,
And then we'll have some more fried ham,
Fried Ham! Fried Ham!

Fried ham, fried ham, cheese and baloney,
After the macaroni, we'll have onions, pickles and lettuce,
And then we'll have some more fried ham,
Fried Ham! Fried Ham!

Fried ham, fried ham, cheese and baloney,
After the macaroni, we'll have onions, pickles and lettuce,
And then we'll have some more fried ham,
Fried Ham! Fried Ham!

Fried ham, fried ham, cheese and baloney,
After the macaroni, we'll have onions, pickles and lettuce,
And then we'll have some more fried ham,
Fried Ham! Fried Ham!

Fried ham, fried ham, cheese and baloney,
After the macaroni, we'll have onions, pickles and lettuce,
And then we'll have some more fried ham,
Fried Ham! Fried Ham!

Fried ham, fried ham, cheese and baloney,
After the macaroni, we'll have onions, pickles and lettuce,
And then we'll have some more fried ham,
Fried Ham! Fried Ham!

[Anybody know how to write out the parts in round?]

[NYadgal]

Posted: 2/5/14 at 6:10pm

You know, recently this board has ventured into some complex and intricate and respectful -- if difficult -- discussions

It's been such a refreshing and wonderful couple of weeks. (Months?).

May the bans continue!

[FishermanBob]

Posted: 2/5/14 at 6:55pm

Roxy has probably blocked half the posters here and so he only sees some of the comments and yet he still constantly posts ??????????? because he simply can't understand why the comments he does see which are responses to the ones he doesn't see don't make any sense to him.

[tazber]

Posted: 2/5/14 at 6:57pm

The title sounds like me after a Friday night.

Updated On: 2/6/14 at 06:57 PM

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 2/5/14 at 9:42pm

Roxy's never blocked anyone.

[FishermanBob]

Posted: 2/5/14 at 11:28pm

You're right. I must have had him confused with another poster, Mr Foxy.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 2/5/14 at 11:34pm

Mr Foxy sounds sexxy.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 2/6/14 at 12:24am

No one has EVER gotten out of a bathtub and headed to the Waffle House. Ever. 90% of their clientele is either leaving a bar or on their way to work. The Waffle House is not something one plans. Either you just happen to drive by and it sounds like a good idea or you are $hitfaced and it seems like the BEST idea.


Namo, I didn't know anyone else knew Fried Ham, outside of my church youth group.

Now I want a pecan waffle.

Updated On: 2/6/14 at 12:24 AM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 2/6/14 at 12:27am

GOOD MORNIN'!!