Serious Question re: Into The Woods Movie

[Jordan Catalano]

Serious Question re: Into The Woods Movie#1

Posted: 6/25/14 at 8:25am

Do you guys think there will be a porn version made? Like they did with Harry Twatter and The Sorcerers Bone, The Da Vinci Load and Womb Raider?

[ArtMan]

Serious Question re: Into The Woods Movie#2

Posted: 6/25/14 at 8:52am

How about...Into The Bush, Into My Woody

[JerseyGirl2]

Serious Question re: Into The Woods Movie#2

Posted: 6/25/14 at 8:59am

Into the Backwoods? 10 Inches of Wood? Into His Wood?

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

[JerseyGirl2]

Serious Question re: Into The Woods Movie#3

Posted: 6/25/14 at 9:03am

Into Her Goods?

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

[best12bars]

Serious Question re: Into The Woods Movie#4

Posted: 6/25/14 at 9:09am

Into Her Woods

Into His Wood

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[tazber]

Serious Question re: Into The Woods Movie#5

Posted: 6/25/14 at 9:21am

Into His Wood sounds downright painful.

....but the world goes 'round

[JerseyGirl2]

Serious Question re: Into The Woods Movie#6

Posted: 6/25/14 at 9:23am

Not like LITERALLY into, but just being, "into" it. Like I am into chicks. Wait.. bad example.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

[Jordan Catalano]

Serious Question re: Into The Woods Movie#7

Posted: 6/25/14 at 9:44am

But what would the plot be?

[Borstalboy]

Serious Question re: Into The Woods Movie#8

Posted: 6/25/14 at 9:46am

I can't believe they cut "Any Ohh-ment."

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[Jordan Catalano]

Serious Question re: Into The Woods Movie#9

Posted: 6/25/14 at 9:53am

I can't believe they cut "No Whore"! It's my favorite song!

[Roscoe]

Serious Question re: Into The Woods Movie#10

Posted: 6/25/14 at 10:08am

Onto His Wood.

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

[FindingNamo]

Serious Question re: Into The Woods Movie#11

Posted: 6/25/14 at 10:23am

I'm gonna love "I Blow Things Now".

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[Jordan Catalano]

Serious Question re: Into The Woods Movie#12

Posted: 6/25/14 at 10:32am

It's rude to sing with your mouth full.

[Mister Matt]

Serious Question re: Into The Woods Movie#13

Posted: 6/25/14 at 10:45am

Agony will be filmed at the Chicago Hellfire club.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[brdlwyr]

Serious Question re: Into The Woods Movie#14

Posted: 6/25/14 at 2:12pm

I wish that The Bachelor and Bacherloette's "Rose" ceremonies would convert to porn to make it tolerable.