A particular favorite of mine was when Seth was interviwing somebody (And I can't remember exactly who) who was connected with the aborted Kander-Ebb show THE VISIT. At the mention of the show, there was an audible sigh from one member of the audience, and Seth looked out and said to the sigh-er:
"Oh, are YOU that person who posts as "AwaitingTheVISIT" on ALL THAT CHAT?! Well, Honey, let me tell you something - that show is DEAD. Now, GET OVER IT!"
"If you really loved me, you'd enjoy my cold, joyless gloom."