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re: Is Stephen Sondheim Overrated???

"If anything, far too many critics and audience members do not fully understand his shows and they tend to dismiss them as "boring", or "pretentious." Usually people that don't like his shows are those who want easy tunes, cheap laughs or overblown romanticism - They don't want to have to think about musicals They want everything served in pre-fab bite-sized bits, like a McHappy meal"

Ah, the Sondheim snobs. It's not enough to simply admire The Master's works - one has to look down

re: Money & Broadway Flea Market

And don't forget....bring SMALL BILLS: $1s, $5s, $10s.

Changing $20s (the only thing that ATM Machines spit out) all day is rough on the vendors.


re: Will MOVIN' OUT have recouped by closing?

It recouped well over a year ago.
re: It's PAIN-TASTIC! It's DISFIGURE-IFFIC!

Sure thing, Heart! The Shop-N-Save has a special on 12-pack rolls!
re: Marc Shaiman responds to Michael John La Chiusa

"Like one of those nerds that ya pick on in high school when you steal his lunch money and force him to perform certain acts in the locker room..."

So, THAT'S the cut scene from HAIRSPRAY!

re: It's PAIN-TASTIC! It's DISFIGURE-IFFIC!

Yeah, but we give you a CLEAN piece of Bounty to blot off with!
re: It's PAIN-TASTIC! It's DISFIGURE-IFFIC!

But Heart..we disinfect our needles with GOOD scotch!
re: It's PAIN-TASTIC! It's DISFIGURE-IFFIC!

Guillermo, we're located in the alley behind the Twirly-Freeze that's next to next to the Wash-0-World Laundromat, right across from the second-level entrance to the Queens Midtown Tunnel.

You won't be sued provided you pay the teensy copyright licencing fee of $25.00 (plus a non-refundable handling fee of $150.00). Cash only, please.

re: It's PAIN-TASTIC! It's DISFIGURE-IFFIC!

Remember, Guillermo - the more six-packs, the fewer the wrinkles!
re: Broadway Actors & Exposed Skin

I hear that Guillermo is starring in the Fringe Festival production of I LOVED A KLANSMAN.
re: One flaw with the photos

These are otherwise excellent shots - yet they don't truly capture his beautiful blue eyes. They are too much in shadow.


re: Michael Arden's HEadshot

These are terrific photos of the talented Mr. Arden.

Glad he's gone back to his natural chestnut-brown hair.
Those bleached ClubBoi tips were SO WRONG.

re: Ana Gasteyer Will be the next really BIG STAR

Her one-woman show, LET IT RIP, is one of the best concerts I've ever seen.
re: Dreamgirls film might not happen???

Maybe that silly film studio would have been more sucessful if their name didn't sound like a sleepwear company.
re: Mary Tyler Moore To Return To Broadway After Nearly 20 Years

I don't hate Sally Field at all, but my gawd...she really stole that Oscar from Mary Tyler Moore, whose performance in ORDINARY PEOPLE was shattering.

I somehow feeel the Oscar loss put a real crimp in her big-screen career. No subsequent film of hers came close in quality to that.

re: A glamour tip for GAVIN!

The gingham ribbons add that "innocent yet saucy" flair!

re: The Blonde in the Thunderbird Reviews

She looks eerily like Robin Byrd.
Byrd seems like a far more engaging performer.

re: Rosie's Ark...

Have the children learned to do useful things like mixing cocktails, making beds and doing up the cabins and doing laundry?
re: Suzanne Somers sings?

Does she recite her poetry?

Does she give out the names of her plastic surgeoun and botox supplier?

re: The Golden Apple

Ha! I was just going to mention "Wind Flowers"...such a beautiful song!

Yes, "Boola Boola" sounds like the college musical version! Profile for Akbar-n-Jeff | BroadwayWorld Message Board

"Snug as two baboons in a bamboo tree...I'll bamboozle you and you'll bamboozle me.."

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