Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#2re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 10:58am
Pop. (I never could resist a man in uniform)
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mamie4 5/14/03
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#2re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 11:20amHow come all cereal mascots are dudes?
#3re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 11:29amI'm pretty sure the Cocoa Puffs bird is a eunuch.
#4re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 11:32amCocoa Puffs bird is actually a gay dude...is there a gayer name than Cocoa Puffs?
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#6re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 11:45amAnd lets not forget that hot daddy Tony the Tiger.
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#7re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 12:21pmI'm pretty sure Frankenberry was gay.
#8re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 12:25pm
Actually, BooBerry is Bi.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#9re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 12:31pmThe Cookie Crook is mostly straight except for when he's in prison. And that doesn't count.
#11re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 12:37pm
He was killed in a domestic dispute while dating that schizophrenic Honeycomb demon.
Updated On: 4/10/07 at 12:37 PM
#12re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 12:59pm
Well...that "Trix are for Kids" rabbit is a pedophile! 
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#13re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 1:12pmTony the Tiger. One sexy meffer.
#14re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 1:17pmWhen I first saw this thread, I read it as, "Sexist Breakfast Cereal Masccts" and thought it was going to be a rant on how all of them are male. Which is true. God, I'm so tired.
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#15re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 1:17pm
Count Chocula used to have a certain je ne sais quoi 
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mamie4 5/14/03
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#17re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 1:34pm
By the way, who would have guessed the last surving Cinnamon Toast Crunch Baker would be the old, pot-bellied one?
#18re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 1:37pm
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#19re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 1:50pm
I always knew you were a freaky, besty!
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#20re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 2:35pm
Where's the love for the little guy? I love a man with an accent.
#21re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 5:25pmI liked Quake better when he looked like a construction worker...
#22re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 5:33pmI also had a thing for Quisp!
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#23re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 7:47pm
you *know* The Fruity Yummy Mummy does The Gay Voodoo Tango Wango dance.
Updated On: 4/10/07 at 07:47 PM
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#24re: Sexiest Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
Posted: 4/10/07 at 7:54pm
Powdered Toast Man
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