Can I just say I adore the phrase "mountainous love lumps"?
And if we're sticking with the metaphors, camerangel is would have an Everest, while I would have all the slope of a wheelchair ramp.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell