I GOT ONE!
Actually two since arriving in Boston on Thursday. I doubt they'll have them at the Bus station in the morning before I go home, aka, The place where Shamrock Shakes go to die.
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert