Share your Dubya jokes before it's too late

[Trekkie2]

Share your Dubya jokes before it's too late#1

Posted: 1/17/09 at 8:03am

I'll go first:

The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Bush. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1) The stamp is in perfect order.

2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.

3) People are spitting on the wrong side

"I think of avant-garde as downtown shows where you rub waffles and chocolate on yourself."- Hunter Bell

[iflitifloat]

re: Share your Dubya jokes before it's too late#2

Posted: 1/17/09 at 7:22pm

It'll never be too make Dubya the butt of a joke.

Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

[StockardFan]

re: Share your Dubya jokes before it's too late#2

Posted: 1/17/09 at 7:26pm

HAHA, Trekkie!

KFTC!!!!!

[Mr Roxy]

re: Share your Dubya jokes before it's too late#3

Posted: 1/17/09 at 7:40pm

The biggest joke so far is about the Taliban geese.

Pardon me while I roll my eyes .

Poster Emeritus

[miss pennywise]

re: Share your Dubya jokes before it's too late#4

Posted: 1/17/09 at 7:57pm

This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.

Make the Pie Higher

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

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