Share your Dubya jokes before it's too late
Share your Dubya jokes before it's too late
Trekkie2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/7/06
#1Share your Dubya jokes before it's too late
Posted: 1/17/09 at 8:03am
I'll go first:
The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Bush. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#2re: Share your Dubya jokes before it's too late
Posted: 1/17/09 at 7:22pmIt'll never be too make Dubya the butt of a joke.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#2re: Share your Dubya jokes before it's too late
Posted: 1/17/09 at 7:26pmHAHA, Trekkie!
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#3re: Share your Dubya jokes before it's too late
Posted: 1/17/09 at 7:40pm
The biggest joke so far is about the Taliban geese.
Pardon me while I roll my eyes .
miss pennywise
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/04
#4re: Share your Dubya jokes before it's too late
Posted: 1/17/09 at 7:57pm
This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
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