Because why?
Because bad acting.
But stick through it till he gets to the leopard-print bodkin.
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For some reason I was hoping for pics of Joseph Fiennes.
Is he any better at Vanderpump Rules than he is at Hamlet?
Did you get as far as the leopard-print bare bodkin?
What, pray tell, is a bodkin? I know bodkins for sewing, but..
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Obviously didn't research Original Pronunciation.
It's a joke. Not a very funny one, true, but the horrible acting is clearly intentional.
Ehn the SPURRRRNZ-uh the patient merit!
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