Shrekism- Page 2

[WickedCatsontheRoof]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:50pm

SHrekIT bvakasha HEY SHrekIT bvakahey SHA

[Blucat5002]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:51pm

See, I have to learn not to challenge his imaginary world, its always more elaborate...

[ForTheLoveOfLea]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:52pm

Sorry Blu, I thought Insomniak was a boy too. My apologies. I will gladly lay down my life for you. I probably killed that quote.

Your teachings intrigue me. Do you have pamphlets?

[CatieElphie1]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:59pm

If anyone's interested, they show Shrek and Finding Nemo in prisons now because they think the inmates can learn "valuable lessons" from the story.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:00am

Interesting....

But the only message I see in Finding Nemo, is thank the lord you ain't a fish...and Shrek teaches, ain't no party like an ogre party.

Updated On: 6/30/05 at 12:00 AM

[CatieElphie1]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:05am

well....Onions have layers...and so do ogres.....

[Blucat5002]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:07am

And our founding principle was "better in than out, I always say"

Already helped a BWW member in crisis!!

[Thenardier]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:08am

better in than out, I always say

Let's see....what's that quote from rent - Sodomy - it's between god and me.

[Blucat5002]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:10am

lmao, oh its too late, Shhh The Nard, this is the only family friendly thread on the board anymore!!
Updated On: 6/30/05 at 12:10 AM

[Thenardier]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:11am

BWW - family friendly? since when?

[WickedCatsontheRoof]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:11am

Yeah what has happened to the board tonight.

Updated On: 6/30/05 at 12:11 AM

[Blucat5002]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:14am

I don't know its been taken over by kinky dolphins...

[WickedCatsontheRoof]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:15am

and FindingNamo's threads

[Blucat5002]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:16am

There's a difference?

[Thenardier]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:16am

Kinky Dolphins fining Namo's nards and pops.

[Blucat5002]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:17am

Fining Namo is that the kinky dolphins term for fisting...

[LilMiZBroADwaY23]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:18am

I am interested in joining this new... religon. I hope you take converts.

FORGIVE ME THAT I WAS NOT BORN A SHREKIST!

[Blucat5002]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:20am

Oh yeah...we have a religion I forgot...do we get a tax break?

[Thenardier]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:22am

Of course...

lilmiz is the Second ASS of SHREKISM

[LilMiZBroADwaY23]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:23am

Score!

and there won't be any mass cult-like suicides right?

[Blucat5002]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:25am

Of course not, the cult-like suicides certainly won't be mass, we can't have any harm coming to the church elders can we?

[nztheatreluva]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:29am

Now what are your philosophies? it's either this or Liam's church of Idea Mesel....how to choose?

[WickedCatsontheRoof]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:31am

Well lets see there are many layers...
The beliefs differ depending on if your ancestors came from FAR FAR AWAY or THE SWAMP

Updated On: 6/30/05 at 12:31 AM

[Blucat5002]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:35am

And we call you an Ass, charge you exorbitant taxes, and there are ocassional cult like suicides...

However, there are no wicked fans involved so the choice is easy!!!

[Thenardier]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 12:37am

huh?