Simpsons character to come out of the closet? — Page 2

#26

re: simpsons character to come out of the closet?

Posted: 8/4/04 at 4:07pm

Yes, I vote for Duffman!

Oh Yeah!

(Grind that Pelvis!)

I mean come on! All that spandex!


Favorite Duffman Quotes:

Duffman: Are you ready to get DUFFED?

Duffman: Are you ready for some Duff love?!?!?

Duffman: Duffman's pension has been mis-managed...ooooh yeah!

Duffman: Please I'm not "Duffman!" anymore, I'm just plain old Barry Duffman, oh yeah.

Duffman: Duffman thrusting in the direction of the problem!

Updated On: 8/4/04 at 04:07 PM

#27

re: simpsons character to come out of the closet?

Posted: 8/4/04 at 4:14pm

When is this suposse to happen? We'll be going nuts trying to figure it out.

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#28

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 4:18pm

Rainier Wolfcastle and Duffman getting married!!!


So very Rob and Bob!


Rainier: "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

#29

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 6:50pm

It's Disco Stu!!

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#30

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 6:52pm

May be it's Ned, or may be Rod and Todd? I seem to remember a futureistic Simpsons where Ned thanks Bart for not outing Rod and Todd. SO may be....

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#31

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 8:03pm

I hope it's Moe, I can't get enough of him since they amped up his seediness a few years back. If it's Moe, there's no telling what kinda guy he'll bring into Springfield.

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#32

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 8:42pm

You gotta admit, Flanders would be unexpected, but I think it very well could be either skinner or perhaps Barney, what do we know of this drunk, one can only wonder.

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#33

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 8:43pm

It's so gonna be Santa's Little Helper.

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#34

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 9:12pm

I just hope it's the focal point in the episode, not some weird and random plot hijacking - like when they came to Toronto. The entire city was so excited about that....until we watched the episode and found out their visit was for 10 minutes.

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#35

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 9:23pm

What about the Professor? U know withe the droping and the explosions and the Oh MY!

#36

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 9:37pm

I love Professor Frink!


Professor Frink, Professor Frink
He makes you laugh, he makes you think

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Updated On: 8/4/04 at 09:37 PM

#37

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 9:42pm

When is this one suppose to air?

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#38

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 10:25pm

Sometime in January. At least that's what the article says.

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#39

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 10:39pm

"I just hope it's the focal point in the episode, not some weird and random plot hijacking..."

Well, the plot is: Springfield needs more money, so they legalize gay marriage. Homer becomes a minister, and said character comes to him to get married.

#40

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 10:45pm

I'm not supposed to reveal this because I have an in at The Simpsons. But one of the joys of posting anonymously is that I can spill the beans without getting caught. Woo-hoo!

The character who comes out of the closet next season is:

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it's...

Boborunstheshow!

Don't tell them you heard it from me! He's a very minor and self-described "unimportant" character, but he marries Homer's old secretary, Karl (voiced by Harvey Fierstein).

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Updated On: 8/4/04 at 10:45 PM

#41

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:25pm

Karl was a great character.

#42

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:26pm

Damn, Namo. I was hoping it would be Frank "Grimey" Grimes.

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#43

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:29pm

"Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'M HOMER SI-"

#44

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:36pm

Great to hear it's Karl who is getting married. Great character, so mysterious and sexy. I always suspected that Karl swung our way. I love Harvey!

They already brought back Frank Grimes' twin [correction: son] (?); that was a bit of a stretch, so bringing him back yet again would be too much (plus, he thought Marge was "hot").

Yay for people with connections! I love the Simpsons, it's my favourite show on TV. Thanks, Namo! *smooch*

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Updated On: 8/4/04 at 11:36 PM

#45

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:39pm

I believe it was Frank Grimes' son, Frank Grimes Jr. That wasn't a great episode, but Sideshow Bob can do no wrong (especially when he's singing I've Grown Accustomed to Your Face).

#46

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:40pm

That was Grimes' son. Grimes was killed and Homer had them write "Grimey" on his tombstone. Than he fell asleep at the funeral and said "Change the channel, Marge!" and everyone started laughing.

Priceless.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#47

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Posted: 8/4/04 at 11:43pm

So who on the Simpsons describes himself as "unimportant"?

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#48

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Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:22am

I reckon Homer will be the gay one. It'll cause a raucous!

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#49

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Posted: 8/9/04 at 9:55am

Hans Moleman?