No offense taken, Galindafied. How can I be sad when you're found your one true love? Ignore my gritting teeth, please.
Gee, Monkey, it seems like my club is beating your club in volume! (Yay - I think.)
Single ladies, has anyone read that new self-help-ish book, "He's Just Not That Into You"? I've been meaning to pick it up!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell