Some Advice...
Some Advice...
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#0Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 4:42pm
A few months ago I started dating a Midget Tranny. Sorry, Tranny LITTLE PERSON. Anyways, I didn't know he was a tranny when I started dating her, but now that things have gotten serious I'm starting to get a little worried. I'm not worried because I'm afraid what people are going to say about us, but it's more of the fact he hides under the bed dressed as Chucky and jumps out and scares me in the middle of the night. Stuff like that. She's such a great cook though and loves to clean (So rare in a midget these days) that I don't want to give him up, but I'm scared for my life.
Can someone help me?
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#1re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 4:45pmPaint a mustache on your tranny, put him/her on the carnival sideshow freak circuit and make money to pay your rent.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#2re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 4:47pm
See, that's just what the chinaman down the street said, but I don't put too much faith in their advice.
Thick as thieves, they are.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#3re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 4:47pm
um.......
ha?
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
#4re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 4:48pmLMAO, Matt you are hilarious!
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#5re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 4:49pmMatt, you really need diversity training. The term "chinaman" hasn't been used since Charlie Chan retired from the moving picture business.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#6re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 4:49pmHave you introduced her to Timmy?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#7re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 5:03pm
does she have a flat head? (so you can put your beer there while she is.....)
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#8re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 5:05pmNo, his head is more of a triangular shape. Very strange yes, but you'd be surprised what that shape in a head can accomplish.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#10re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 5:12pmAt least your midget is house-trained. Mine goes through Huggies like the Baby Jesus with a leaky colostomy bag ........
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie
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"The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#12re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 5:17pmpimp her out to Idina to use as a munchkin in Wicked.
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#13re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 5:33pmDamn. Where is newyorkuniq when you need her?
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#14re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 5:36pm
Mine tries to steal the breath of life from me while I sleep.
It's the reason I never got a cat. Who knew I had to worry about my hottentot?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#16re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 5:58pm
This is exactly what I'm talking about. Someone asks for advice and all you people can do is ridicule and make fun and even go as far as to poke fun at our Lord and Savior.
You people disgust me.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#17re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 6:01pmummm... hello? I offer you a spare straitjacket but I get ignored? ingrate.
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#18re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/24/04 at 12:41am
I don't think Maury can help me. Nobody can.
I came home and he wasn't here. She might be hiding in the closet but I'm too scared to check.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
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