Some Advice...
Some Advice...
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#0Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 4:42pm
A few months ago I started dating a Midget Tranny. Sorry, Tranny LITTLE PERSON. Anyways, I didn't know he was a tranny when I started dating her, but now that things have gotten serious I'm starting to get a little worried. I'm not worried because I'm afraid what people are going to say about us, but it's more of the fact he hides under the bed dressed as Chucky and jumps out and scares me in the middle of the night. Stuff like that. She's such a great cook though and loves to clean (So rare in a midget these days) that I don't want to give him up, but I'm scared for my life.
Can someone help me?
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#1re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 4:45pmPaint a mustache on your tranny, put him/her on the carnival sideshow freak circuit and make money to pay your rent.
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#2re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 4:47pm
See, that's just what the chinaman down the street said, but I don't put too much faith in their advice.
Thick as thieves, they are.
#3re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 4:47pm
um.......
ha?
#4re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 4:48pmLMAO, Matt you are hilarious!
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#5re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 4:49pmMatt, you really need diversity training. The term "chinaman" hasn't been used since Charlie Chan retired from the moving picture business.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#6re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 4:49pmHave you introduced her to Timmy?
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#7re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 5:03pm
does she have a flat head? (so you can put your beer there while she is.....)
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#8re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 5:05pmNo, his head is more of a triangular shape. Very strange yes, but you'd be surprised what that shape in a head can accomplish.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#10re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 5:12pmAt least your midget is house-trained. Mine goes through Huggies like the Baby Jesus with a leaky colostomy bag ........
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#12re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 5:17pmpimp her out to Idina to use as a munchkin in Wicked.
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#13re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 5:33pmDamn. Where is newyorkuniq when you need her?
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#14re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 5:36pm
Mine tries to steal the breath of life from me while I sleep.
It's the reason I never got a cat. Who knew I had to worry about my hottentot?
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#16re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 5:58pm
This is exactly what I'm talking about. Someone asks for advice and all you people can do is ridicule and make fun and even go as far as to poke fun at our Lord and Savior.
You people disgust me.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#17re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/23/04 at 6:01pmummm... hello? I offer you a spare straitjacket but I get ignored? ingrate.
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#18re: Some Advice...
Posted: 11/24/04 at 12:41am
I don't think Maury can help me. Nobody can.
I came home and he wasn't here. She might be hiding in the closet but I'm too scared to check.
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