Some Jewish Humour to start off your Weekend! :)

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Posted: 5/20/05 at 11:19am

President Bush calls in the head of the CIA and asks, How come the Jews know
everything before we do?"

The CIA chief says, "The Jews have this _expression - 'Vus titzuch?'

The President says, "Hell, what's that mean?"

Well, Mr. President", replies the CIA chief, "It's a Yiddish _expression
which roughly translates to "what's happening". They just ask each other and
they know everything."

The President decides to personally go undercover to determine if this is
true. He gets dressed up as an Orthodox Jew (black hat, beard, long black
coat), and is secretly flown in an unmarked plane to New York, picked up in
an unmarked car and dropped off in Brooklyn's most Jewish neighborhood.

Soon a little old man comes shuffling along. The President stops him and
whispers, "Vus titzuch?"

The old guy whispers back: "Bush is in Brooklyn."