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#1

Something VERY fun to wake up to!! HILARIOUS!!

Posted: 11/16/06 at 6:19am

1- Go to www.Google.com

2- Type in Failure

3- Look at it the first listing


4. LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF LOL

HAHA!!! My friend on Myspace posted this as a bulletin and I just had to share it!
"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey
#4

re: Something VERY fun to wake up to!! HILARIOUS!!

Posted: 11/16/06 at 7:47am

Haha, if you type in "miserable failure" you get the same first result, and then the second one is a biography of Jimmy Carter.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#6

re: Something VERY fun to wake up to!! HILARIOUS!!

Posted: 11/16/06 at 7:59am

There's this fun little thing called high school. They like you to be there on time.

Maybe I will. I was going to be Trinity from The Matrix, but everyone knows trish the 40-Year-Old Cowgirl is way hotter.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#8

re: Something VERY fun to wake up to!! HILARIOUS!!

Posted: 11/16/06 at 8:28am

"Woah."
That would be really cool. I bet you would look good as Neo.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#9

re: Something VERY fun to wake up to!! HILARIOUS!!

Posted: 11/16/06 at 8:33am

I'd be you'd look cool as Trinity.
Would you dye your hair black, or wear a wig?
I doubt I'm gonna grow my hair out again, but Neo can have short hair, right?
Where am I gonna get a costume?
#11

re: Something VERY fun to wake up to!! HILARIOUS!!

Posted: 11/16/06 at 8:37am

I'll probably temporarily dye my hair. By then, I'm planning on having shorter hair anyway.
I think Neo can have any lenth of hair, really, depending on where he is, so I doubt it would really matter.
They actually sell Neo costumes at costume stores. I saw one when I was looking for a Trinity costume. I tshouldn't be hard to find.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#12

re: Something VERY fun to wake up to!! HILARIOUS!!

Posted: 11/16/06 at 8:41am

FW says, "I'm a lawyer. That's what I do." in Keanu's flat, boring, monotone delivery.

How'd I do?

I'll probably have to make one myself, or find someone who can make one for me. I don't feel like going around in cheap plastic.

What is his costume, anyway? All I remember is a lot of black.
#13

re: Something VERY fun to wake up to!! HILARIOUS!!

Posted: 11/16/06 at 8:42am

I'll say it before and I'll say it again. Keanu Reeves is not the brightest bulb on the chandelier. He's probably oen of the worst actors on film today. But every movie he makes I will pay ten bucks to see just so that I can stare at the hotest man on the face of the planet for two hours.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#14

re: Something VERY fun to wake up to!! HILARIOUS!!

Posted: 11/16/06 at 8:45am

FW: Black T-shirt, black pants, black leather trenchcoat, black shoes. Don't forget the sunglasses. Big guns an optional accessory.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#16

re: Something VERY fun to wake up to!! HILARIOUS!!

Posted: 11/16/06 at 9:12am

Oh definitely. I don't know a part of the man, besides perhaps his brain, that is not perfect.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#17

re: Something VERY fun to wake up to!! HILARIOUS!!

Posted: 11/16/06 at 3:37pm

Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" instead.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#18

re: Something VERY fun to wake up to!! HILARIOUS!!

Posted: 11/17/06 at 1:53pm

^ HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey
#19

re: Something VERY fun to wake up to!! HILARIOUS!!

Posted: 11/17/06 at 1:58pm

Try this.

Go to Goole

Type in A$$hole (but with letters and not symbols)

Press I'm Feeling Lucky...
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
#20

re: Something VERY fun to wake up to!! HILARIOUS!!

Posted: 11/17/06 at 3:39pm

HAHA! Even better!
"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey

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