Something VERY fun to wake up to!! HILARIOUS!!

[NathanLaneStalker]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 6:19am

1- Go to www.Google.com

2- Type in Failure

3- Look at it the first listing


4. LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF LOL

HAHA!!! My friend on Myspace posted this as a bulletin and I just had to share it!

[CyCoSpAz2]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 6:48am

Priceless... thank you for that.

I especially love the one listed as number three too.

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 7:14am

Oh my...

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 7:47am

Haha, if you type in "miserable failure" you get the same first result, and then the second one is a biography of Jimmy Carter.

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 7:52am

HAHA.

Geek, you're up early. I think for Halloween '07 you should go as Trish, the 40 year old Cowgirl.

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 7:59am

There's this fun little thing called high school. They like you to be there on time.

Maybe I will. I was going to be Trinity from The Matrix, but everyone knows trish the 40-Year-Old Cowgirl is way hotter.

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 8:25am

Oooh that'd be cool too.
I'll go as Neo.

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 8:28am

"Woah."
That would be really cool. I bet you would look good as Neo.

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 8:33am

I'd be you'd look cool as Trinity.
Would you dye your hair black, or wear a wig?
I doubt I'm gonna grow my hair out again, but Neo can have short hair, right?
Where am I gonna get a costume?

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 8:36am

You should go as Keanu in Devil's Advocate. Keep repeating the line, "I'm a lawyer, that's what I do!" Best. Delivery.Ever.

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 8:37am

I'll probably temporarily dye my hair. By then, I'm planning on having shorter hair anyway.
I think Neo can have any lenth of hair, really, depending on where he is, so I doubt it would really matter.
They actually sell Neo costumes at costume stores. I saw one when I was looking for a Trinity costume. I tshouldn't be hard to find.

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 8:41am

FW says, "I'm a lawyer. That's what I do." in Keanu's flat, boring, monotone delivery.

How'd I do?

I'll probably have to make one myself, or find someone who can make one for me. I don't feel like going around in cheap plastic.

What is his costume, anyway? All I remember is a lot of black.

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 8:42am

I'll say it before and I'll say it again. Keanu Reeves is not the brightest bulb on the chandelier. He's probably oen of the worst actors on film today. But every movie he makes I will pay ten bucks to see just so that I can stare at the hotest man on the face of the planet for two hours.

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 8:45am

FW: Black T-shirt, black pants, black leather trenchcoat, black shoes. Don't forget the sunglasses. Big guns an optional accessory.

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 8:45am

Cute backside.

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 9:12am

Oh definitely. I don't know a part of the man, besides perhaps his brain, that is not perfect.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 11/16/06 at 3:37pm

Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" instead.

[NathanLaneStalker]

Posted: 11/17/06 at 1:53pm

^ HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 11/17/06 at 1:58pm

Try this.

Go to Goole

Type in A$$hole (but with letters and not symbols)

Press I'm Feeling Lucky...

[NathanLaneStalker]

Posted: 11/17/06 at 3:39pm

HAHA! Even better!