Sorry gang, Rep. Sally Kern has unravelled the world-wide gay conspiracy

[Unknown User]

Posted: 2/5/09 at 1:42pm

Republican Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern has done a "lot of reading" about us and has even found the gay manifesto we all follow: Apparently it's all spelled out in a book called "After the Ball" published in 1990 (and long out of print) that laid out our plans for not only acceptance, but domination. Yes, this book has helped to make "gay" not only accepted, but lead to the "triumph of Homosexuality as a superior Lifestyle!" There's a whole lot more, including the bombshell that the so-called "Islamic Terrorists" are really just Commies and a call for a "Great Awakening" to put an end to all Homo-inspired problems, including AIDS, NAFTA, and Sex in the City.

Scary Scary Stuff Updated On: 2/5/09 at 01:42 PM

[madbrian]

Posted: 2/5/09 at 1:53pm

To clarify, she is an Oklahoma state legislator, NOT a US congressperson.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 2/5/09 at 1:59pm

Thanks Brian, that makes me feel a little better! I'm updating the original post.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 2/5/09 at 2:43pm

Oh I remember that book. I loved it! It was nothing like she said.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 2/5/09 at 2:47pm

It certainly made me curious to read it. Did it factor in the fact that when you get 3 queens in the same room, you'll have 5 or 6 opinions about any given issue? And how any group of gays can (and will) dissolve into acrimony about the color of the tablecloths long before they get to the big issues like how to rule the world?

[Roscoe]

Posted: 2/5/09 at 2:53pm

She's unravelled the world's gay conspiracy, while also revealing the existence of a Christian Agenda, dedicated to making the entire world live according to the contradictory rules in their book of fairy tales whether they want to or not.

Khomeini In The USA!!

Updated On: 2/5/09 at 02:53 PM

[nexttoelectric]

Posted: 2/5/09 at 2:54pm

Did it factor in the fact that when you get 3 queens in the same room, you'll have 5 or 6 opinions about any given issue?
epic lulz

[killertofu333]

Posted: 2/5/09 at 4:28pm

Guys we've obviously been found out. Now if only we could organize and find another location for our Underground Gay Railroad.

With "the scourge of AIDS" as she so eloquently put it, I think she's just blaming gay men. Little does she know, us Girls Who Like Girls are comin' full force with herpes. We're gonna take them down one cold sore at a time!!! Viva La Revolucion BITCHES!!!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 2/5/09 at 5:48pm

Now if only we could organize and find another location for our Underground Gay Railroad.

I've always said it should be next to the Tilt-a-Whirl.