Star is at it again

Star Jones is going to publish a book to help women everywhere learn to find love. A sampling from the press release:

“In order to truly find love, one must love themselves completely.” In "You Can Wait!" Star Jones presents a guide to getting yourself physically, mentally, and spiritually prepared for your soul mate. Told from her unique female Christian perspective, Star shows how finding your lifelong mate depends on how much you love yourself, and whether you are ready to accept God’s promise of a blissful union between woman and man. By completing ourselves, we can better accept the love of another.

The book is divided into three main sections, with each exploring the core issues that will determine whether you are ready for true love. Part One will focus on the physical, and discuss problems with weight loss, financial security, and making yourself more attractive to yourself - and thus to him. Part Two will ask tough questions about your mental preparedness, including a look at past relationships, previous mistakes, and your wants and desires. Part Three will delve into your spiritual life, and focuses on strengthening your relationship with God, dating as a Christian, and enjoying the experience. By patiently examining these fundamental questions that all women wrestle with, You Can Wait! will help women better understand and love themselves.

“In order to truly find love, one must love themselves completely.” If anyone is an authority on loving themselves completely, it's Star.

And where is the section on what to do when you find him in bed with his boyfriend?

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Updated On: 1/11/05 at 10:51 AM

My mother will buy this book. No, I'm serious. She will.

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That's some awfully expensive toilet paper Sammy!

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I hope there's a chapter entitled "How to Keep a Man? Let Him Suck C*ck on the Side!'

Replete with diagrams.

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Actually, the Christian part would usually keep my mother away. However, she inexplicably adores Star. I think I'm adopted. Hope, at least...

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How is it I'm still on this woman's email list????

Greetings from Star and Al Reynolds!


Dear Family, Friends and Fans?

With the whirlwind of wedding planning behind us, we are excited to be getting
back to work. Our visitor list at StarandAl.com has reached the 1.5 million
mark and with a mailing list that is just under 500,000 individuals?we couldn?t
let the month pass without saying hello! Thank you for your kind words, your
well wishes and mostly for your prayers?we continue to grow in love daily and
are blessed by your kindness.

So many great things are happening this month that we thought you might want to
know about?so here?s your guide to ?keeping up with the Reynolds?:



Live from the Red Carpet
?Star hosts the Red Carpet Arrivals for E! January 16, 2005
Once again, your new favorite red carpet diva, Star Jones Reynolds, will play
host to the hottest stars--and get the lowdown on who's canoodling with whom,
who's wearing what and who brought dear old mom. She'll be in her element, and
so will you. And no marriage talk--we promise. E! has a whole day of live
Golden Globe coverage starting at noon but the ?big show? with all the stars
premieres: 6-8 p.m. ET/PT only on E!




Star Struck: Jamie Foxx & Jennifer Garner
?Star hosts a hot new Golden Globes Special on E! all week long January 9-16,
2005
Two of today's red-hot celebrities, Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Garner, get the Star
treatment on E! this week, from Star Jones Reynolds. That's right. In this
exclusive one-hour special, Star Struck: Jamie Foxx & Jennifer Garner, the E!
Golden Globes hostess digs deep to find out what makes Foxx tick and Garner go.

First up, Reynolds gets Foxx to spill about the moments that have defined his
career, including his three--count 'em, three--Golden Globe nominations for his
work this year on Redemption, Collateral and Ray. Foxx also opens up about his
life, from being adopted by his grandmother (who had also adopted his mother) to
his breakthrough role on In Living Color. And there's plenty of scoop about what
it's like to have the support and friendship of costars like Tom Cruise, Al
Pacino and Will Smith.

And if doing Star's Foxx trot isn't enough for you, then how about sipping a hot
beverage with spybabe and superhero Jennifer Garner?

Up for a Golden Globe for her role on Alias, Garner sits down with Jones
Reynolds for afternoon tea. How perfectly lovely! The two ladies discuss the
complexities of celebrity, success in show business and, of course, Jen's
butt-kicking movie Elektra. And you can bet Garner has something to say about
living in the public eye. Plus, you'll find out that Jones Reynolds and Garner
go way back, before you even knew their names.

You won't want to miss this gab-packed show. So, tune in this week and get the
scoop on Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Garner's glamorous lives.

Star Struck Airs on E!:
Jan. 11, 8 p.m.
Jan. 12, 10 p.m.
Jan. 14, 9 p.m.
Jan. 15, 7 p.m.
Jan. 16, 10 a.m.


This is an exciting and joyous time for us and we hope you will want to continue
to share it with us?however, if you are not interested in receiving further
communication? please feel free to ?opt out? of this email group. You are only
receiving email from StarandAl.com if you signed in to our website with your
email address. Please know that we in no way wish to intrude upon your privacy
and will happily remove your name and address from our database as your request.



Final note?Some of you know that we spent part of our honeymoon in the region of
the tsunami the month prior?our hearts and prayers go out to those families and
communities who have been so affected by this tragedy. Following is the ?Google
Link? to organizations that are legitimately assisting those impacted in that
region:
http://www.google.com/tsunami_relief.html.


May God continue to bless you and your family in 2005.

Al & Star Reynolds


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http://www.starandal.com/removeemail.cfm

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You know, I actually used to actually like Star. But the thing that got me going about the book press release is the whole "God's promise of a blissful union between a woman and man." Yeah, Star, find a gay guy who loves the limelight almost as much as you, lock him into a pre-nup, get corporations to pay for your wedding, and write a book about it. Maybe God really has blessed her!

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Namo - Thank you for the Whelchel mention. I feel better now.

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I'm waiting for Al to drop the bombshell.

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No, at least I don't think so.

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I saw a commercial for footage of Jones' wedding on TV. I think it was on one of those entertainment shows. Hiiiilarious.

No, Ellie - she won't buy it for me - she'll buy it for herself. Because she loves Star.

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Yes ma'am.

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