Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
#0Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/8/05 at 11:19am
Is it just me, or does this movie look rubbish? It's no surprise it's had its release date moved many times before being ditched in the frozen tundra of February. I cringed the whole way through this trailer. With this and Cheaper By The Dozen 2, Steve Martin really has blotted his copybook.
If you have Quicktime, you can watch the trailer here
#1re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/8/05 at 11:24amHe also playes Jacues Clouseau in one of those annoying shorts they play before the movie at Clearview Cinemas telling you to turn your cell phone off. If the movie is a bad as that, it's in trouble.
#2re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/8/05 at 11:25amI think it might possibly be worse.
#3re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/8/05 at 11:27amI don't have to watch a trailer to know that Steve Martin and whoever else is in it, are no replacement for Peter Sellers, Robert Wagner, Capucine, Claudia Cardinale, et al! If ever there was an unnecessary remake, this is it!
#4re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/8/05 at 11:29amIs it a remake or a continuation of the series? Either way it's unnecessary.
#5re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/8/05 at 11:29amBeyoncé Knowles is in it for the love of God.
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#6re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/8/05 at 1:50pmand that annoying little squeaky-voiced blond... Christine Jellobreath or something...
#7re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 2:21pm
Bump for Plum
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#8re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 3:16pmWhen I first saw the trailer for this I was like, "Oh...no." The only person who comes close to Peter Sellers is Geoffery Rush. This is just about the worst film to remake. Martin is a talented guy but he is constantly in crap.
#9re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 3:25pmThis is depressing.
#10re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 3:28pm
enjolrasissex
is it just me or does anyone else always read this as: enjoyoralsex
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#11re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 3:32pm
LOL RobbO, I've heard that many times. Maybe that is what it means..who knows...
#12re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 3:34pmwhat is it? does it really mean something?
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#13re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 3:41pm
Enjolras is a character in Les Miz. When I was about 12 (ok, this is going to sound incredibly stupid) I had a thing for Book!Enjolras. I don't get it either, but it happened. And I wrote 'Enjolras is Sex' on my notebooks (Why? Who knows). Awhile ago I found them while cleaning my attic, and I needed and screenname. And POOF! here it is.
Sorry if none of the above makes sense, but I've been studying non-stop for about 10 hours and I think my brain is leaking out of my ears.
#15re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:11pmOh you're not serious. Are you?
#16re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:11pmlol Not at all. Cut me some slack. :) Updated On: 12/14/05 at 04:11 PM
#17re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:12pmPhew.
#18re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:13pmI'm tellin ya, my taste isn't that bad.
#19re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:15pmRobbO, it's just you. Naturally.
#20re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:17pmyou would think that after two years, i would have learned not to start my sentences off with that phrase...
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#21re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:19pmAll that peroxide has seeped into your brain, I reckon.
#22re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:21pmi have friends in immigration so watch it, poppy!
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#23re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:22pm
Idle threats get you nowhere
#24re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:24pmi'll have you sent back to scotland before you can say "keira knightley, what have i done?!?"
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