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Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau

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#0Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/8/05 at 11:19am

Is it just me, or does this movie look rubbish? It's no surprise it's had its release date moved many times before being ditched in the frozen tundra of February. I cringed the whole way through this trailer. With this and Cheaper By The Dozen 2, Steve Martin really has blotted his copybook.
If you have Quicktime, you can watch the trailer here


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#1re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/8/05 at 11:24am

He also playes Jacues Clouseau in one of those annoying shorts they play before the movie at Clearview Cinemas telling you to turn your cell phone off. If the movie is a bad as that, it's in trouble.

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#2re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/8/05 at 11:25am

I think it might possibly be worse.


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#3re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/8/05 at 11:27am

I don't have to watch a trailer to know that Steve Martin and whoever else is in it, are no replacement for Peter Sellers, Robert Wagner, Capucine, Claudia Cardinale, et al! If ever there was an unnecessary remake, this is it!


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#4re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/8/05 at 11:29am

Is it a remake or a continuation of the series? Either way it's unnecessary.

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#5re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/8/05 at 11:29am

Beyoncé Knowles is in it for the love of God.


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#6re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/8/05 at 1:50pm

and that annoying little squeaky-voiced blond... Christine Jellobreath or something...

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#7re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 2:21pm

Bump for Plum re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau.


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#8re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 3:16pm

When I first saw the trailer for this I was like, "Oh...no." The only person who comes close to Peter Sellers is Geoffery Rush. This is just about the worst film to remake. Martin is a talented guy but he is constantly in crap.

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#9re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 3:25pm

This is depressing.


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#10re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 3:28pm

enjolrasissex

is it just me or does anyone else always read this as: enjoyoralsex





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#11re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 3:32pm

LOL RobbO, I've heard that many times. Maybe that is what it means..who knows...re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau


Who's stoned? I am merely travelling incognito.

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#12re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 3:34pm

what is it? does it really mean something?


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#13re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 3:41pm

Enjolras is a character in Les Miz. When I was about 12 (ok, this is going to sound incredibly stupid) I had a thing for Book!Enjolras. I don't get it either, but it happened. And I wrote 'Enjolras is Sex' on my notebooks (Why? Who knows). Awhile ago I found them while cleaning my attic, and I needed and screenname. And POOF! here it is.

Sorry if none of the above makes sense, but I've been studying non-stop for about 10 hours and I think my brain is leaking out of my ears.


Who's stoned? I am merely travelling incognito.

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#14re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:08pm

This is gonna be good...

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#15re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:11pm

Oh you're not serious. Are you?


Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.

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#16re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:11pm

lol Not at all. Cut me some slack. :) Updated On: 12/14/05 at 04:11 PM

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#17re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:12pm

Phew.


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#18re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:13pm

I'm tellin ya, my taste isn't that bad.

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#19re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:15pm

RobbO, it's just you. Naturally.


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#20re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:17pm

you would think that after two years, i would have learned not to start my sentences off with that phrase...


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#21re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:19pm

All that peroxide has seeped into your brain, I reckon.


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#22re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:21pm

i have friends in immigration so watch it, poppy!


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#23re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:22pm

Idle threats get you nowhere re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau


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#24re: Steve Martin as Jacques Clouseau
Posted: 12/14/05 at 4:24pm

i'll have you sent back to scotland before you can say "keira knightley, what have i done?!?"


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Updated On: 12/14/05 at 04:24 PM


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