Strange Celebrity Crushes
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#75
Posted: 7/26/04 at 6:13pm
I have a horrifying obsession with Ray Park, the guy who plays Toad in the X-Men movie.
I fear myself.
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#76
Posted: 7/26/04 at 6:17pmYou think that's bad? Jaws 2 was on last night and I almost had a heart attack.
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#77
Posted: 7/26/04 at 6:24pm
Who are you obsessed with? The shark? Cause that's not weird.....that's hot.
Got another one for ya- Simba from the Lion King.
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#78
Posted: 7/26/04 at 6:30pm
No, Roy Scheider... On second thought...
The older Simba, especially voiced by Mr. Sexy, I mean Broderick. Rawr.
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#79
Posted: 7/26/04 at 6:35pmTotally. I'm lovin' it.....and Mr. Sexy, too.
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#80
Posted: 7/26/04 at 7:47pmAlong with Ariel, Belle and Jasmine, I must add Jessica Rabbit.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#81
Posted: 7/26/04 at 7:49pmPriest, go choke on a redhead.
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#82
Posted: 7/26/04 at 7:52pmWell Belle and Jasmine aren't redheads so he's half safe.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/31/04
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#83
Posted: 7/26/04 at 10:35pmI wonder if Anne of Green Gables turns him on.
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#84
Posted: 7/26/04 at 10:43pm
Choke on a redhead?
I don't know what that means, but it sounds fun.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#85
Posted: 7/26/04 at 10:45pm
"Don't ask me why b/c I can't explain it but I have this weird crush on Steve Buschemi! LOL I know, I know!"
CRAZY EYES! If you watched "Mr. Deeds" you'll know what I mean.
I USED to have a small crush on Michael J. Fox in those Back to the Future movies and I always watched Family Ties (Alex P. Keaton).
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#86
Posted: 7/27/04 at 4:34am
Pocahontas is quite a looker...and is it sick that I find Idina even more stunning than usual when she has her green make-up on...
Akiva
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#87
Posted: 7/27/04 at 6:04am

I had THE BIGGEST crush on Tiffany Amber Thiessen from SAVED BY THE BELL when I was younger (my first crush, by the way). I even sent off for her autograph, which came back with an autopen signature, but I still cherised it anyway. *le sigh* She is still HOT!!!!!
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#88
Posted: 7/27/04 at 6:48am
for me... Annette Funicello and Stockard Channing.
also Megara from Disney's Hercules.
I can't explain that.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#89
Posted: 7/27/04 at 6:52amMy friend gets horny when Ursula shakes her tits in Poor Unfortunate Souls
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#90
Posted: 7/27/04 at 6:56amSeeming some people would indulge in animate bestiality (Simba... eeelll) I'm gonna go with (as my personal choice) Agatha Trunchbull from Matilda. She's hot!
Stand-by Joined: 7/26/04
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#91
Posted: 7/27/04 at 7:37am
quote: My friend gets horny when Ursula shakes her tits in Poor Unfortunate Souls
are you sure she's actually shake'm or just laughing deviously![]()
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Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#92
Posted: 7/27/04 at 7:50amWhen she laughs, the camera does a close-up of her, and fades into her wobbling tits. It's when she says: "those poor unfortunate soooooooooooooooullls" and the tits wobble in sync. with the "sooooooooooooooooouuullllls". I, actually, really like Neve Campbell. She's pretty nice. Wouldn't mind taking her home. Or Kate Winslet and Drew Barrymore. Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty is HOT! So, there we have it. I've joined the animation game.....
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#93
Posted: 7/27/04 at 7:51amLike in Snow White, when the Queen changes into a hag, I always have nightmares about making love to pretty women... then waking up in the morning with them facing the mirror and screaming hideously: "Myyyyyy voice!! My VOIIIICCEE!!! Ahahahahahaha!!!" CACKLE-CACKLE. It drives me insane...
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#94
Posted: 7/27/04 at 7:53amWhen I was a kid, I used to watch Tarzan with Ron Ely. What a BOD!!!!! I definitely had a crush on that man!! (Where are the re-runs???)
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#95
Posted: 7/27/04 at 7:55amYes. All the Tarzans are nice. The only reason why I'm looking forward to the Broadway show is for that very same reason you've just stated
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#96
Posted: 7/27/04 at 8:00amMaleficent from Sleeping Beauty is my idol. The gal knows how to make an entrance... :o)
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Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#97
Posted: 7/27/04 at 8:18amHer storm of thorns and transformation to dragon is one of the many excuses I'm as crazy as I am! Seeing those iconic Disney villains, as a kid, left an impression on me, and in all of my musicals there are some great psycho villains. I also like Ursula and Jafar.
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#98
Posted: 7/27/04 at 8:47amSaved by the Bell...that show is so corny but I like it! Do you have the episodes on DVD?
re: Strange Celebrity Crushes#99
Posted: 7/27/04 at 8:48am
nope. I sure don't, but I would love to get them. And yes, I am a dork and loves SAVED BY THE BELL. Kelly, kelly, kelly.
YAY!!! I am the 100th post. Go spidey! Go spidey!
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