Stupid childhood stories.

[ForTheLoveOfLea]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 9:22pm

Anyone care to share any? I'll contribute mine once some brave soul gets the ball rolling.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 9:25pm

I actually had a girl friend...

For a total of 4 hours

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 9:25pm

That is stupid.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 9:27pm

I was NINE....BEEEEATCH!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 9:28pm

One time the boy next door showed me his thing. I think that's what did it.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 9:29pm

If it was limp, then YES>

I flaccid pee pee is nothing to look at

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 9:30pm

Yeah. We were like 5, so, yeah.

[ForTheLoveOfLea]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 9:32pm

Oh god. . .

Well on a similar note, I purposely failed a fifth grade health test after first learning the birds and the bees because I didn't want to fill out a diagram where I would have to write "penis" on a piece of paper. My how things change. . .

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 9:51pm

Why are we discussing penises?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 9:54pm

Don't ask me.

[ForTheLoveOfLea]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 9:55pm

It just happened.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 9:56pm

Yup, that's men say when it works too soon!

[Adamaddict]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 11:04pm

OMG! Usually I can never think of anything for these, but Rath just reminded me. When I was five also, my cousin and his friend (who were my age) called to me while I was eating at the table. His friend showed me his *thing* and all I remember was broccoli dropping all over the floor.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 11:07pm

I got my arm stuck in a turnstyle while waiting in line for a ride when I was 5 or 6. I'm surprised it wasn't broken.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 11:12pm

My brother tried to hang me when I was 3, maybe 4.

[Javi]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 11:18pm

I was 12 and we went shopping for luggage because we were immigrating to Australia in a couple of days. I went to the second floor of the store and bought this big bag made of some pretend leather-type material. Anyway, going down the escalator, right when I get to the bottom, the strap of the bag gets SUCKED RIGHT IN THE ESCALATOR! And then suddenly the whole bag is being eaten by the escalator and there's little poor me trying to pull the bag away from the jaws of the escalator while everyone kept getting off the escalator and not helping! Anyway, I finally managed to pull the bag away - strap was gone, the faux leather was ripped in different places. A disaster. So my brother buys me all these big FLOWER stickers and sticks them on top of all the rips and holes! Oh, and once I fell into a manhole and also won 2nd place in a 'Grease' dancing competition at the mall, but maybe I should stop now. :)

Javi

[Adamaddict]

Posted: 7/29/05 at 11:26pm

oh my.

There should be a thread for how many times I've mistaken a stranger for my mom.

[ForTheLoveOfLea]

Posted: 7/30/05 at 1:28am

I have twice mistaken a strange man for my dad. The first only growled at me and the second actually tried to grab my arm and take me away. I think I was at Arby's. . .

I have one really nasty one I may have told here awhile back but I'll save it for later.

[TheatreDiva612]

Posted: 7/30/05 at 1:41am

When I was really young, we were going on a trip to miami. My mom told me where we were going...."Miami"........I thought it meant literally her "ami"...like, "My Ami".....so my aunt was like "Where are you going on your trip?" and I said "We're going to Mom's Ami."....Maybe it's easier to understand if you can hear it...lol...Also, when I was in 1st grade, we had these straws that the teacher would give us if we were in trouble....One day I had like 5 for talking to friends and stuff, and the teacher said "If you talk again, then I will give you another straw." and I said, "Then just give me the whole bag"

[manders]

Posted: 7/30/05 at 1:52am

I asked my dad to nurse me

[ForTheLoveOfLea]

Posted: 7/30/05 at 1:59am

I was born with a crecent moon birth mark on my ass and it went away. I was convinced that it would reappear and I would become a Sailor Scout like Sailor Moon and fight evil and wear a cute outfit.

[CostumeMistress]

Posted: 7/30/05 at 10:15am

I went to an EXTREMELY conservative private Christian school for elementary and high school. Of course, they had very strict ideas about sex, and referred to it as something you don't do with someone you're not married to. My brilliant mind, and the way they talked about it, put together (in, like, 2nd or 3rd grade) that you literally *couldn't* have sex until you got married, and so I figured that the reason pastors have premarital counseling was to tell the almost-marrieds how to have sex so they could make babies.