Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
winston89
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/18/06
#1Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Posted: 2/11/14 at 8:02pm
This was in The New York Times, but I swear that when I first saw the headline, that it was an Onion article.
Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
"If you try to shag my husband while I am still alive, I will shove the art of motorcycle maintenance up your rancid little Cu**. That's a good dear"
Tom Stoppard's Rock N Roll
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#2Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Posted: 2/11/14 at 8:04pmOops
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TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#2Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Posted: 2/11/14 at 8:13pm
Those who can't do, teach.
Oh, wait......
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
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#3Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Posted: 2/11/14 at 8:23pm"Okay, I'm only going to show you this once."
#4Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Posted: 2/12/14 at 7:19pmDo they still get 17 virgins?
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
Wildcard
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/21/06
#5Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Posted: 2/12/14 at 8:30pmI don't understand why they would want virgins. Wouldn't they want someone with more experience?
#6Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Posted: 2/13/14 at 9:22am
"Okay, I'm only going to show you this once."
LOL
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Brian07663NJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/21/06
#7Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Posted: 2/13/14 at 10:03am
I propose that we start a scholarship program for this school!
When I first read this thread I immediately thought of
"The Best Act in Year" by Daffy Duck
Updated On: 2/13/14 at 10:03 AM
#8Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Posted: 2/13/14 at 10:06am
"Encore! Encore!"
"Sorry, I can only do this once!"
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#9Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Posted: 2/13/14 at 10:20am
Karma.
Ain't it a bitch?
#10Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Posted: 2/13/14 at 11:33amPaul Rudnick: "I don't think that the terrorist teacher who accidentally blew himself up gets the traditional 72 virgins in paradise. He gets maybe three bored divorcees at best."
#11Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Posted: 2/13/14 at 12:00pmWish this sort of thing would happen more often. Wipe them all out!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#12Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Posted: 2/13/14 at 12:16pmThree bored divorcees would probably be a LOT more fun than 72 virgins.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#13Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Posted: 2/13/14 at 12:55pm
From what I understand, the actual translation is "72 urchins".
So basically heaven is like a dinner theater production of Oliver!
....but the world goes 'round
#15Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Posted: 2/13/14 at 1:17pm
Excellent point!
....but the world goes 'round
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#16Suicide Bomb Trainer in Iraq Accidentally Blows Up His Class
Posted: 2/13/14 at 3:46pm
Doesn't say what kind of virgins. Imagine the hereafter:
"Your suicide bombing was a fantastic success, Osama. Welcome to the after life. Here are your virgins -- Rick, Mark, Steve, Alex, Jonathan, Randy..."
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