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Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 1:07pm

Of course, it's by another Scientologist/actress, but the baby has been seen.

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Updated On: 7/21/06 at 01:07 PM

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 1:09pm

boy is she gonna have egg on her face when it's proved the baby never existed.

when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

It's odd that she felt the need to say Suri looks like Tom and Katie.

Honestly, I could care less about this child - whether real or not. I just hope that the continued focus on them shines more and more light on that cult.

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 1:15pm

The first time we see her will probably include Tom throwing Suri in the air as he jumps on a couch.

"We don't value the lily less for not being made of flint and built to last. Life's bounty is in it's flow, later is too late. Where is the song when it's been sung, the dance when it's been danced? It's only we humans who want to own the future too." - Tom Stoppard, Shipwreck

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 1:19pm

"The first time we see her will probably include Tom throwing Suri in the air as he jumps on a couch."

That is, IF we see her. She may be a figment of our (or his) imagination.

"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 1:19pm

Maybe they are hiding her because she actually IS spotted!

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 1:22pm

Jon- are you intimating that Suri is a dog?

"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

Updated On: 7/21/06 at 01:22 PM

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 1:30pm

I suspect that Oprah Winfrey negotiated to have Suri first seen on her show. Then for some reason Oprah balked and wouldn't do the show. Tom & Katie can't release any media on the baby because Oprah holds the rights.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 1:31pm

You know, it's kind of funny. There was a (geek alert) storlyine involving the Scarlet Witch (daughter of Magneto, you X-Men film fans) who so badly wanted children with her android husband (yep! Android) that her powers actually manifested children.
Perhaps, when you reach the highest levels of Scientology, you, too, can alter reality to create children...and Tom's efforts are failing.

#10

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 1:33pm

Another Scientologist/actress who could use a few extra bucks and some exposure?

"I am open, and I am willing, For to be hopeless would seem so strange. It dishonors those who go before us, So lift me up to the light of change." Holly Near

#11

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 3:26pm

Xenu Christ, her every quote reads like a poorly conceived press release.

Hamlet's father.

#12

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 6:40pm

She's a beaming baby
She looks like Tom and Katie.
She's just beautiful.
Cruise is one of those doting dads
Holmes looks beautiful – I'm jealous of her. She bounced right back.
They're just great parents.
There wasn't a second that she was out of their arms except when I held her.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#13

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 7:34pm

They didn't have time to let Will Smith or John Travolta see her...but they made time for Leah Remini? Wonder what part in Tom's next film she got in exchange for conspiring with them in this sham.

#14

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 8:46pm

Where is Katie's family? Why haven't they made a statement about the baby?

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#15

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 10:49pm

That's a good question. It seems that it there really was a Suri, they'd be all over the place saying they've seen her, she's adorable, these rumors are disgusting, etc. My theory is Tommy and/or the Scientology chiefs paid them some major cash to keep it quiet. Either that or they're being brainwashed as we speak...

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#16

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 10:49pm

Why isn't anyone asking where Tom's family is?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#17

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 10:52pm

We figure they are nutty, too.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#18

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 10:52pm

Oh.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#19

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 10:55pm

And by we I mean me and my multiple personalities.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#20

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/21/06 at 10:56pm

LOL!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#21

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/23/06 at 2:13pm

Scientologist Remini claims to have seen AND held baby Suri.

It's in the middle of the clip.

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"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

#22

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/23/06 at 2:21pm

"There wasn't a second that she was out of their arms except when I held her."

It's good to know they weren't just letting her drop to the floor.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#23

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/23/06 at 5:24pm

And all this to conceal the fact that Tom is a big old homo.

Hmm.

#24

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/23/06 at 5:36pm

John Travolta is in the same boat, but both of his children look just like him.

An interesting story about Travolta and his son:

http://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/archives/a_plea_from_hollywood_john_travolta_open_your_heart.phtml

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 7/23/06 at 05:36 PM

#25

re: Suri spotted

Posted: 7/24/06 at 8:39am

OK, sort of Off-Topic, but goes to the credibility of the witness:

Has anyone seen Leah Remini's episode of FAT ACTRESS (Kirstie Alley's short-lived comedy series on Showtime)? Yeah. Go rent it. She plays herself. See if this is what we can call a believable witness. Huh? Huh? No, I think not. Lady is whack.

Case closed.

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-Kad

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Updated On: 7/24/06 at 08:39 AM

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