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#26

re: Suri spotted

Wanna Be is right. Can't say that Remini is anything even close to resembling credible at this point.

Which is a shame. Stacey Carosi would not have put up with this **** from Zack Morris...

Updated On: 8/10/06 at 09:33 AM

#27

re: Suri spotted

She seemed like the kind of person who would be a lot of fun when she was on the VH1 or MTV specials. She did one about her wedding and then one about her pregnancy. I don't think they mentioned Scientology because I didn't realize she was a scientologist until last year. It's sad because she seemed like a hoot. I used to have a little crush on her. Now I just think of her as a freak.

If there is something wrong with Suri, she will be labeled a "degraded being" by Scientology. It's all very sad.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#28

re: Suri spotted

I think it's all somehow a big scheme to get back at the faux reporter who squirted Tom in the face with a water bottle eons ago.

Updated On: 7/24/06 at 02:34 PM

#29

re: Suri spotted

Scientology really is apalling. I would be more scared of them if they didn't believe they have aliens' souls. Makes it a wee bit hard to take them seriously, no?
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#30

re: Suri spotted

This just proves that aliens really DON'T exist!
"Shut up! Are you a communist?"
#31

re: Suri spotted

"LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- One of the most elusive figures in Hollywood since the heyday of Howard Hughes may be about to make her debut."
Report: Vanity Fair lands Suri Cruise photos
"Smart! And into all those exotic mystiques -- The Kama Sutra and Chinese techniques. I hear she knows more than seventy-five. Call me tomorrow if you're still alive!"
#32

re: Suri spotted

At last! They finally cast the perfect baby and had it surgically altered to look just like Tom and Katie. Sure took them long enough.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#33

re: Suri spotted

"She's a beaming baby," Remini tells PEOPLE in its new issue.

This is my favorite part. At least we have confirmation that it is indeed..... a baby.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#34

re: Suri spotted

You guys are so cynical!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#35

re: Suri spotted

Yep, StageManager, and damn proud of it!

People often ask me how I got to be so cynical at sixteen. I reply with "George W. Bush. And, occasionally, Tom Cruise."
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#36

re: Suri spotted

I still demand proof that the "baby" is real and not a figment of Tom's insanity.
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#37

re: Suri spotted

Cruise requested that after taking the photographs Annie Leibovitz gouge her eyes out.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#38

re: Suri spotted

Oh! I was reading it as if she had polka dots on her skin, like "spotted". Some alien babies are spotted you know.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#39

re: Suri spotted

From Pink is the New Blog...

re: Suri spotted

Updated On: 8/10/06 at 03:47 PM

#40

re: Suri spotted

Another convenient photo op.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#41

re: Suri spotted

I see a big ol' blurry thing that doesn't look like a baby.
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#42

re: Suri spotted

Just change that baby's name to Sasquatch.
#43

re: Suri spotted

Doesn't it look like that baby has a HUGE head?
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#44

re: Suri spotted

I see the baby now! (This is like one of those hidden picture things.) It's at an angle and has its legs spread open.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

Updated On: 8/10/06 at 11:13 PM

#45

re: Suri spotted

I think it's Tom in a diaper.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#46

re: Suri spotted

Tom has a diaper fetish?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#47

re: Suri spotted

Good to know UPS found the package.
Well, I'm glad he got away with it.
#48

re: Suri spotted

That could be small dog for all we know...
#49

re: Suri spotted

Diapers AND bestiality?

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

Updated On: 8/11/06 at 01:32 AM

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