Last April in Georgia, Chris Tucker was pulled over by the cops for speeding (late for church, so he says). Apparently he resisted a bit, because he was so paranoid about being Punk'd, and was sure it was just a practical joke. It wasn't.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell