Good lord, this is getting ridiculous. Has anyone yet mapped out the magic bullet that found its way to Christina's foot from the box seats of the Palace theatre? Wanda Holloway, John Wilkes Booth and Eve Harrington were seen sharing martinis at the Encore bar in the Allegro Hotel next door nanoseconds around the time of the incident. Oliver Stone has a film in the works to be released next Christmas called "Apple-Gate" incorporating actual footage of the film starring Shirley McClaine (who
knew this was going to happen). Charlotte D'Amboise is permanently tentatively slated to replace the as-yet undetermined celebrity playing Christina Applegate, but that is subject to change pending planned future injuries. Karen Ziemba will play Charlotte D'Amboise and will be nominated but not receive an award for her performance.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Updated On: 3/15/05 at 01:07 PM