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#77

re: The First Annual Superficial Awards

Posted: 5/19/05 at 1:44pm

Well she DID have the option of nominating 4 men in each category so she can nom them and others.. that works..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#78

re: The First Annual Superficial Awards

Posted: 5/19/05 at 1:45pm

Nope, didn't the thing say you could only vote for one?

I basically switched off between the two, relatively predictably. I tossed in a few others.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#80

re: The First Annual Superficial Awards

Posted: 5/19/05 at 1:47pm

Nope Em he said you could do upto 4.. re: The First Annual Superficial Awards
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#81

re: The First Annual Superficial Awards

Posted: 5/19/05 at 4:17pm

I now know why I am still a stand-by. It's much more fun reading all of your posts than posting myself. You guys/girls are cracking me up. Thanks!
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." -- Author Unknown
#82

re: The First Annual Superficial Awards

Posted: 5/19/05 at 4:23pm

Oh, this is gonna take some time. I need to see pictures. They need to make a broadway yearbook.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#83

re: The First Annual Superficial Awards

Posted: 5/19/05 at 4:33pm

Well, even if I did take that offer up, I'd put the same two in each category. re: The First Annual Superficial Awards
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#84

re: The First Annual Superficial Awards

Posted: 5/19/05 at 4:37pm

I know Em.. re: The First Annual Superficial Awards Thats what makes it funny..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#86

re: The First Annual Superficial Awards

Posted: 5/19/05 at 6:16pm

I thought we were just in the nomination phase..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#87

re: The First Annual Superficial Awards

Posted: 5/19/05 at 6:18pm

Yes, but if he can only have four nominees per category, and there are ten people with an equal number of voes, he has to break that tie.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#88

re: The First Annual Superficial Awards

Posted: 5/19/05 at 6:20pm

Good point.. **is not thinking clearly today**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#91

re: The First Annual Superficial Awards

Posted: 5/24/05 at 6:55pm

why is the nomination phase taking so long? we still have three more days to wait before the "official" nominations are announced? jesus christ...
#93

re: The First Annual Superficial Awards

Posted: 5/25/05 at 2:20pm

my abbreviated nominees
FEMALE ACTRESSES
Apply these to the foloowing categories- Amanda Kloots, Kate Reinders, Angela Gaylor, Megan Hilty

Nicest Legs
Nicest Derrière
Boobs You'd Most Want To Wake Up Next To
The One You'd Sleep With
Best Looking Female Actress

GENERAL


Show With The Best Looking Cast - Good Vibrations
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
#97

re: The First Annual Superficial Awards

Posted: 5/26/05 at 1:39am

why don't people nominate people, instead of just picking one, so maybe this is actually fun...?

anyway.

my nominees.

MALES

Nicest in Person
Hank Azaria
Denis O'Hare
Patrick Wilson
Adam Pascal

Most Stage Presence
Raul Esparza
Hugh Jackman
Harvey Fierstein
Antonio Banderas

Best Dancer
Justin Bohon
John Selya
Andy Pellick
Michael Berresse

Speaking Voice that Oozes Sex
Adam Pascal
John Stamos
Cary Shields
Raul Esparza

Singing Voice that Oozes Sex
Adam Pascal
Cary Shields
Norbert Leo Butz
Matthew Morrison

Best Smile
Cary Shields
Matthew Cavenaugh
Michael Cavanaugh
Jeffrey Carlson

Best Eyes
John Dossett
Robert Goulet
John Stamos
Euan Morton

Best Hair
Patrick Wilson
John Stamos
Adam Pascal
Euan Morton

Best Abs
Matthew Cavenaugh
Joe Machota
Hugh Jackman
Chris Seiber

Best Ass
Matthew Cavenaugh
Patrick Wilson
Cary Shields
Joe Machota

Arms I Want Wrapped Around Me
Matthew Cavenaugh
Cary Shields
Matthew Morrison
Billy Crudup

Men I Want to Sleep With
Billy Crudup
Cary Shields
Matthew Cavenaugh
Patrick Wilson

Best Looking
Cary Shields
Patrick Wilson
John Stamos
Matthew Cavenaugh


FEMALES

Nicest in Person
Bernadette Peters
Kristin Chenoweth
Christina Applegate
Sutton Foster

Most Stage Presence
Natasha Richardson
Kathleen Turner
Bernadette Peters
Sutton Foster

Best Dancer
Elizabeth Parkinson
Charlotte D'Amboise
Karen Ziemba
Chita Rivera

Speaking Voice that Oozes Sex
Kathleen Turner
Natasha Richardson
Jane Krakowski
Mary Stuart Masterson

Singing Voice that Oozes Sex
Laura Benanti
Sherie Renee Scott
Idina Menzel
Daphne Rubin-Vega

Best Smile
Sutton Foster
Karen Ziemba
Laura Benanti
Sherie Renee Scott

Best Eyes
Jane Krakowski
Natasha Richardson
Kristin Chenoweth
Christine Ebersole

Best Hair
Elizabeth Parkinson
Natasha Richardson
Bernadette Peters
Laura Benanti

Best Legs
Elizabeth Parkinson
Charlotte D'Amboise
Chita Rivera
Bernadette Peters

Best Ass
Elizabeth Parkinson
Laura Benanti
Kristin Chenoweth
Sherie Renee Scott

Boobs
Kristin Chenoweth
Sara Ramirez
Jane Krakowski
Laura Benanti

Who I Want to Sleep With
Jane Krakowski
Laura Benanti
Susan Egan
Mary Stuart Masterson

Best Looking
Mary Stuart Masterson
Jane Krakowski
Laura Benanti
Natasha Richardson

Overall Best Looking Cast
The Light in the Piazza
Wonderful Town - ORC
Urban Cowboy - OBC
Nine - ORC





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