THE WINNERS of the SUPERFICIAL AWARDS — Page 4
#77
Posted: 6/8/05 at 1:25am
HAHA...quoting Mr. Jbara...still not positive if he actually said 8 times a week and he still has a gut or hasn't blown a gut...personally I prefer blown a gut, just sounds cooler but yeah.
Another deserving one I think.
Another deserving one I think.
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
#78
Posted: 6/8/05 at 1:26am
At least Charlotte won something...yaay for her though she is a great dancer.
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
#79
Posted: 6/8/05 at 1:26am
Norbert:
And the next award goes to the Actor withe the Nicest Derrière.
Clark:
Or as we say at Piazza, the thing Kelli showed in Dracula.
Norbert:
THAT'S what derrière means? Well, you can present this one.
Clark:
And the winner is Patrick Wilson.
Norbert:
This was another close race.
Clark:
Yes, it was. He only won by one vote. But he has displayed his derrière many times.
And the next award goes to the Actor withe the Nicest Derrière.
Clark:
Or as we say at Piazza, the thing Kelli showed in Dracula.
Norbert:
THAT'S what derrière means? Well, you can present this one.
Clark:
And the winner is Patrick Wilson.
Norbert:
This was another close race.
Clark:
Yes, it was. He only won by one vote. But he has displayed his derrière many times.
Updated On: 6/8/05 at 01:26 AM
#80
Posted: 6/8/05 at 1:28am
::shouts at Victoria and Norbert::
WHO WAS RUNNER UP?!
WHO WAS RUNNER UP?!
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#81
Posted: 6/8/05 at 1:29am
Adam.
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
#82
Posted: 6/8/05 at 1:31am
Norbert:
Ooo, I wanna do the next one!
Clark:
Fine...
Norbert:
And the award for actress with the nicest ASS is, wooohoooo, Idina Menzel.
THIS IS IDINA MENZEL'S THIRD AWARD OF THE NIGHT
Clark:
And her derrière will be on display in the upcoming Rent movie.
Cheyenne Jackson:
Hey, if I have to show my abs, Patrick has to show his tush!
Norbert:
This is PG rated.
Ooo, I wanna do the next one!
Clark:
Fine...
Norbert:
And the award for actress with the nicest ASS is, wooohoooo, Idina Menzel.
THIS IS IDINA MENZEL'S THIRD AWARD OF THE NIGHT
Clark:
And her derrière will be on display in the upcoming Rent movie.
Cheyenne Jackson:
Hey, if I have to show my abs, Patrick has to show his tush!
Norbert:
This is PG rated.
Updated On: 6/8/05 at 01:31 AM
#83
Posted: 6/8/05 at 1:31am
But you said "ASS". Obviously, that accounts for SOMETHING.
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#84
Posted: 6/8/05 at 1:35am
And that, ladies and gentlemen, won the heart of Taye Diggs.
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
#85
Posted: 6/8/05 at 1:38am
Norbert:
And now, two more special guests to present the award to the Actor Whose Arms You'd Most Want Wrapped Around You (but not me).
Clark:
In the recent year, there has been a wave of movie musicals. These next two people will unfortunately not be joining their fellow original cast members in the musical movie.
Norbert:
And now, to welcome Best Hair Nominee Daphne Rubin-Vega and Fredi Walker-Browne.
Fredi:
And the award goes to...
Daphne:
...the sexy...
Fredi and Daphne:
Raúl Esparza!
Norbert:
Despite his many nominations, this is Raúl's first award.
And now, two more special guests to present the award to the Actor Whose Arms You'd Most Want Wrapped Around You (but not me).
Clark:
In the recent year, there has been a wave of movie musicals. These next two people will unfortunately not be joining their fellow original cast members in the musical movie.
Norbert:
And now, to welcome Best Hair Nominee Daphne Rubin-Vega and Fredi Walker-Browne.
Fredi:
And the award goes to...
Daphne:
...the sexy...
Fredi and Daphne:
Raúl Esparza!
Norbert:
Despite his many nominations, this is Raúl's first award.
Updated On: 6/8/05 at 01:38 AM
#86
Posted: 6/8/05 at 1:41am
WHAAT? My dear friend Emcee prob won't like me for this, but I semi-know Matt and he's hugged me 3 times and his arms have been around me 3 times, and i can definitely say he deserves this one! ::sulks::
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
Updated On: 6/8/05 at 01:41 AM
#87
Posted: 6/8/05 at 1:47am
Clark:
Similar to Daphne and Fredi, the next two guest presenters will not be appearing with the original cast in the musical movie of the show.
Norbert:
Please welcome Cady Huffman and Brad Oscar, from Mel Brooks' The Producers!
Cady:
The next award goes to the Actress Whose Boobs You Most Want To Wake Up Next To....that's disgusting.
Brad:
Well, why don't you go find some Republican task to do.
Cady:
No, I'll stay here and bask in the fact that I got to work With Jerry Orbach in Law & Order.
Brad:
Honey, this is Broadway. Everyone's been in Law & Order.
Clark:
The award...
Brad:
Right.
Cady and Brad:
And the award for Best Boobs goes to Idina Menzel.
THIS IS IDINA MENZEL'S FOURTH AWARD OF THE NIGHT
Norbert:
Another close competition.
Clark:
Again she won by one vote.
Norbert:
Actually, she beat out my other co-star, Kristin, by one vote.
Clark:
That's correct, you Wicked alum sure look good.
Norbert:
Are you coming on to me? Cause my girlfriend is also part of Wicked.
Clark:
Isn't that the news!
Similar to Daphne and Fredi, the next two guest presenters will not be appearing with the original cast in the musical movie of the show.
Norbert:
Please welcome Cady Huffman and Brad Oscar, from Mel Brooks' The Producers!
Cady:
The next award goes to the Actress Whose Boobs You Most Want To Wake Up Next To....that's disgusting.
Brad:
Well, why don't you go find some Republican task to do.
Cady:
No, I'll stay here and bask in the fact that I got to work With Jerry Orbach in Law & Order.
Brad:
Honey, this is Broadway. Everyone's been in Law & Order.
Clark:
The award...
Brad:
Right.
Cady and Brad:
And the award for Best Boobs goes to Idina Menzel.
THIS IS IDINA MENZEL'S FOURTH AWARD OF THE NIGHT
Norbert:
Another close competition.
Clark:
Again she won by one vote.
Norbert:
Actually, she beat out my other co-star, Kristin, by one vote.
Clark:
That's correct, you Wicked alum sure look good.
Norbert:
Are you coming on to me? Cause my girlfriend is also part of Wicked.
Clark:
Isn't that the news!
#88
Posted: 6/8/05 at 1:54am
Clark:
And now, to present the award for Actor You'd Most Like To Sleep With, Marc Kudisch.
Marc:
Sleeping around is one of the key benefits of being a star. In fact, just the other day I was speaking to this kid Matt. Not only is he totally worthy of me, but...
Norbert:
...We don't wanna hear this.
Marc:
Let's say, I had no idea I was doing a revival of The Wild Party.
Clark:
The award!
Marc:
Relax, mother. And the award for the Actor You'd Most Like to Sleep with goes to Adam Pascal.
THIS IS ADAM PASCAL'S THIRD AWARD OF THE NIGHT
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Norbert:
I'm hotter...
And now, to present the award for Actor You'd Most Like To Sleep With, Marc Kudisch.
Marc:
Sleeping around is one of the key benefits of being a star. In fact, just the other day I was speaking to this kid Matt. Not only is he totally worthy of me, but...
Norbert:
...We don't wanna hear this.
Marc:
Let's say, I had no idea I was doing a revival of The Wild Party.
Clark:
The award!
Marc:
Relax, mother. And the award for the Actor You'd Most Like to Sleep with goes to Adam Pascal.
THIS IS ADAM PASCAL'S THIRD AWARD OF THE NIGHT
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Norbert:
I'm hotter...
Updated On: 6/8/05 at 01:54 AM
#89
Posted: 6/8/05 at 1:56am
Another shock. But well deserved. (I love how I'm like the only one with such a non-life that I am just staying up responding to everything-woohoo go me!)
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
#90
Posted: 6/8/05 at 1:59am
Sorry! Still here! Went to go brush my teeth.
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#91
Posted: 6/8/05 at 2:00am
Ooh, just tuned in and yay go Adam! and Idina of course
J'ai compris tous les mots, j'ai bien compris, merci.............
#92
Posted: 6/8/05 at 2:00am
It's all good, only a couple left.
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
#93
Posted: 6/8/05 at 2:02am
Norbert:
And now to present the award to the Actress You'd Most Want To Sleep (even if I get in trouble), two new stars of Wicked, legend Rue McClanahan and the beuatiful newcomer Megan Hilty.
Megan:
Well, it's good to see me, isn't it?
Rue:
How predictable! And now, to the award to the Actress You'd Most Want To Sleep With (though I don't know how you came to a conclusions seeing how the theatre world is so....colorful)...
Megan:
Rue?
Rue:
Sorry.
Megan:
That won't make you popular.
Rue:
Would you stop that!
Megan:
Sorry!
Rue and Megan:
And the winner is...
Megan:
Fellow co-star Idina Menzel!
THIS IS IDINA MENZEL'S FIFTH AWARD OF THE NIGHT
Clark:
It looks like Wicked has a good chance at winning Best Looking Cast.
Norbert:
Of course it does, I was in it. We were full of lots of great bg stuff!
Rue:
Stop that!
Norbert:
Sorry.
And now to present the award to the Actress You'd Most Want To Sleep (even if I get in trouble), two new stars of Wicked, legend Rue McClanahan and the beuatiful newcomer Megan Hilty.
Megan:
Well, it's good to see me, isn't it?
Rue:
How predictable! And now, to the award to the Actress You'd Most Want To Sleep With (though I don't know how you came to a conclusions seeing how the theatre world is so....colorful)...
Megan:
Rue?
Rue:
Sorry.
Megan:
That won't make you popular.
Rue:
Would you stop that!
Megan:
Sorry!
Rue and Megan:
And the winner is...
Megan:
Fellow co-star Idina Menzel!
THIS IS IDINA MENZEL'S FIFTH AWARD OF THE NIGHT
Clark:
It looks like Wicked has a good chance at winning Best Looking Cast.
Norbert:
Of course it does, I was in it. We were full of lots of great bg stuff!
Rue:
Stop that!
Norbert:
Sorry.
#94
Posted: 6/8/05 at 2:04am
She looks so pretty in that picture!
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#95
Posted: 6/8/05 at 2:07am
So does Idina have the most awards so far?...
"I've always secretly longed for an actress to get to the top of the cherry picker and projectile vomit all over the guards below."- Wonderwaiter in the "Defy Gravity?" thread.
~~~~~~~~My dream? Sutton Foster as Cassie in A Chorus Line
#96
Posted: 6/8/05 at 2:08am
I dunno I do love Di..not that I would sleep with a girl, but if I had to choose, I would definitely go with Sara Ramirez, she's gorgeous. oh well. Not too many people interested in girls on this board anyway...
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
#97
Posted: 6/8/05 at 2:11am
Clark:
And now, the big award. These are like the Best Actor and Actress awards at the Tony's.
Norbert:
They sure are, as they honor the actor's overall physical beauty.
Clark:
That's right. And this category sure was close. And now, the award for Best Looking Actor goes to....
::drumroll::
ADAM PASCAL
THIS IS ADAM PASCAL'S FOURTH AWARD OF THE NIGHT
And now, the big award. These are like the Best Actor and Actress awards at the Tony's.
Norbert:
They sure are, as they honor the actor's overall physical beauty.
Clark:
That's right. And this category sure was close. And now, the award for Best Looking Actor goes to....
::drumroll::
ADAM PASCAL
THIS IS ADAM PASCAL'S FOURTH AWARD OF THE NIGHT
#98
Posted: 6/8/05 at 2:13am
GO, GREG!!
Well-deserved!
- Barb
Well-deserved!
- Barb
#99
that picture..great choice...very well deserved(within eligibility rules anyway)
Posted: 6/8/05 at 2:14am
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
#100
Posted: 6/8/05 at 2:15am
A little late Jbarafan but sure once again yaay for Greg haha.
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
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