THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/4/05 at 5:06am
We should remember the origins, history and tradition of the
uniforms worn with pride by militaries around the world.
For example, a long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English colonel. Taking him to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. Finally, as an afterthought, the French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his bland English way, the colonel informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats are so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why, from that day to this, all French Army officers wear brown pants."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#1re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/4/05 at 8:12amgood one Boobs -- I love bashing the French!
#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/4/05 at 8:36amGood Morning Boobs!
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jam_man
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#3re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/4/05 at 10:08am
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That maybe the funniest one I've seen yet, boobs!!!! Morning!
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Updated On: 8/4/05 at 10:08 AM
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
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#4re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/4/05 at 10:13am
That gave me quite a laugh over my breakfast cereal.
And... is it Thrusday already? Wow...
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#5re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/4/05 at 10:56am
Ahhhh to mock the French jam_man. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/4/05 at 10:58amThanks Boobs! I needed a chuckle and that made my day. You rock!
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#7re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/4/05 at 10:59am
My pleasure H_V_K...I'm here Monday - Friday to give you at least a little smile. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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