THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/25/05 at 5:02am
Everybody on Earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!
Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/25/05 at 5:06amthere's something wrong with this when you're posting the thursday morning chuckle and i haven't gone to bed yet.
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#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/25/05 at 7:14amHA, HA! Thanks for waking me up, Boobs!
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#3re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/25/05 at 9:15amAre those the same instructions that Rath gave to YOU, Bboobs?
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#4re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/25/05 at 9:58amMidnight -- are you bragging or complaining?
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#5re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/25/05 at 12:52pmHilarious! That was a good one.
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#6re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/25/05 at 12:53pm
Very nice, Boobs!
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