THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#0

Posted: 9/8/05 at 5:05am

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."

The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question ."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Unknown User]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1

Posted: 9/8/05 at 6:32am

We both laughed.

[jam_man]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 9/8/05 at 7:09am

Niiice. And I was depressed this morning when I got up and remembered it was only Thursday.

"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay

GO CARDINALS!!!

[ashley0139]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3

Posted: 9/8/05 at 7:13am

Hey that's great! Love that one. Good morning, Boobs.

"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

[Broadwayboobs]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#4

Posted: 9/8/05 at 7:17am

Morning Ashley...have a GREAT day !!!!

I know what you mean jam_man...I thought it was Friday...I even did my garbage last night for Friday pick up...luckily I didn't put it on the curb. Well..less I have to do tonight.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[jam_man]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#5

Posted: 9/8/05 at 7:18am

Ah, yes, and good morning, and such-and-such.

"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay

GO CARDINALS!!!

[KelRel]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#6

Posted: 9/8/05 at 8:16am

That was great boobsie, I hope you are having a wonderful morning! I still can't believe you ahve to get up at 4:30...I am pissed I have to get up at 6:30 most mornings.

"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

[beacon1]

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#7

Posted: 9/8/05 at 9:37am

Great Chuckle, Bboobs...

And, glad to hear that I'm not the only one feeling like it's Friday...

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