THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/29/05 at 5:12am
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy even these silly little cute and clean jokes.
Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#1re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/29/05 at 5:20ami give this chuckle an Oy out I love boobs.
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
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#3re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/29/05 at 7:21amVery adorable... hehe, brooms.
Mujhse Dosti Karoge?
#4re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/29/05 at 7:22amTee hee that one was sweet! (or should I say sweep?)
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#5re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/29/05 at 7:45amawww, that deserves and oy and a laugh!
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#6re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/29/05 at 8:12amI sescond the oys and add a giggle in there too. Good morning darling!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
Di2
Broadway Star Joined: 11/18/04
#7re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/29/05 at 10:10am
I am sure you have all heard this one but I LOVE it..
Why can't Helen Keller have babies???
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Because she's dead...
AHAHAHA
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