THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/20/05 at 5:03am
A cop was patrolling late one night in a well-known spot called, "Lovers' Lane."
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window ... Uh, yes, officer?
What are you doing?
Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir ."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat, the cop says, "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover
sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone in a car,
at night .. in a lovers' lane and nothing obscene is happening?
"What's your age, young man?" "I'm 25, sir..."
And her ... what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies, "She'll be 18 in 20 minutes."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/20/05 at 6:51amHAHA! That was amazing. Great as always, boobs.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#3re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/20/05 at 7:32amvery good BB
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#4re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/20/05 at 7:40am
Bwahaha. Nice one, Boobs!
Btw, I had to laugh yesterday when someone posted "cute boobs!" in reply to the chuckle. Because of the lack of comma, it looked like they were telling you (or the joke) that you/it had cute boobs! Heh.
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Millie42
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/19/04
#5re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/20/05 at 12:12pm
hehe. Good one, Boobs. 
It is even more amusing b/c I'm in a good mood having just slept 12 hours.
"My friends have made the story of my life."
-Helen Keller
#6re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/20/05 at 12:18pmAh Millie..what does 12 hours of sleep feel like? Someday..someday.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#7re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/20/05 at 12:21pm
Always a reliable laugh...
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#8re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/20/05 at 12:23pm
Hey DD..hope you're doing well today and I'm glad to bring a smile to your face. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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