THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/3/05 at 5:11am
Three girls are sitting around, totally bored so one girl suggests that they make up nicknames for their ideal boyfriends and name them after soda pops.
"I want mine to be 7-Up, 'cause 7 days a week he's up."
"I want mine to be Mountain Dew 'cause when he's in between my mountains, we'll be doing it."
"Mine's gonna be Jack Daniel's."
"You can't do that. Here we are talking about soda pop and you're talking about a hard liquor."
"Exactly."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#1re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/3/05 at 6:55am
Haha. Great one. 
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#3re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/3/05 at 7:54amDear god, the mental pictures! THE MENTAL PICTURES!!!!!!! *put lye in eye*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#5re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/3/05 at 9:33amWhat a hoot (ers)!
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
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