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THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/8/05 at 6:49am

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself
to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down
and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect
order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes
the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast
is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot break-
fast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating.
Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and
gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so
clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave
me alone, I'm married'!"



"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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KelRel
#1re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/8/05 at 7:03am

Thats great! Have a wonderful morning everyone!


"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

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Broadway_Baby
#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/8/05 at 7:42am

Cute!


Good morning everyone!


Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

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mominator
#3re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/8/05 at 12:01pm

Gooddd one BB! Happy Thursday all!


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien


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