THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Welcome Guest. Please Login or Register.

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/15/05 at 5:07am

There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of 'writing a letter.' One day, Daddy said to his daughter, 'Tell your mommy that Daddy wants to write a letter.' The girl went and told her mommy and the mom said,
'The red ribbon is coming out, not now.' The girl went back to the daddy and told him.

One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted to write a letter. Daddy replied, 'Not now. Daddy already wrote the letter by hand.'

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/15/05 at 5:11am

Love the morning chuckle...but why am I up at this hour?

my life is brilliant. my love is pure.

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/15/05 at 5:20am

You're naughty, boobsie!

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/15/05 at 7:52am

Heard it before. Can't you do better, Boobsy?

Good Morning Everyone!

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/15/05 at 8:29am

*Hands B_B another martini*

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/15/05 at 8:31am

Good morning everyone. Boobsy can I get a martini before this B*tch of a final I have today?

"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/15/05 at 8:36am

Of course Sweetie..you know anything for you. *hands Kel a mandarin/ginger martini*

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/15/05 at 1:07pm

Boobs..........I missed your funny stories!. Gives a whole new meaning to playing post office.

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/15/05 at 1:12pm

YENTA !!! You've been missed around here....glad to see you today.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#10

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/15/05 at 2:02pm

Boobs.........My PC exploded two months ago and I am now borrowing one until it is fixed. I bet I missed some really good fights.

#11

re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 12/15/05 at 5:21pm

Wow... funny.

"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

← Back to Message Board

View all Videos

Tickets From $59

Tickets From $70

Tickets From $106

Tickets From $89