There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of 'writing a letter.' One day, Daddy said to his daughter, 'Tell your mommy that Daddy wants to write a letter.' The girl went and told her mommy and the mom said,
'The red ribbon is coming out, not now.' The girl went back to the daddy and told him.
One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted to write a letter. Daddy replied, 'Not now. Daddy already wrote the letter by hand.'
Love the morning chuckle...but why am I up at this hour?
Heard it before. Can't you do better, Boobsy?
Good Morning Everyone!
*Hands B_B another martini*
Good morning everyone. Boobsy can I get a martini before this B*tch of a final I have today?
Of course Sweetie..you know anything for you. *hands Kel a mandarin/ginger martini*
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/05
Boobs..........I missed your funny stories!. Gives a whole new meaning to playing post office.
YENTA !!! You've been missed around here....glad to see you today.
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/05
Boobs.........My PC exploded two months ago and I am now borrowing one until it is fixed. I bet I missed some really good fights.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
Wow... funny.
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