THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#0
Posted: 2/16/06 at 5:03am
It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced,
"Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
........."SH*T!" said the Hypnotist...
It took three days to clean up the senior center.
re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 2/16/06 at 5:06am
oh god. boobs... that's just crude. i'd expect nothing less of you.
re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 2/16/06 at 5:53am
I'm still laughing out loud! (And I scared my cat).
Thanks Boobs!
A click for life.
mamie4 5/14/03
re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3
Posted: 2/16/06 at 7:31am
Oh wow.
Good Morning Everyone!
re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#4
Posted: 2/16/06 at 8:22amCan someone hand me a paper towel so that I can wipe the coffee off my monitor? That was great as always Boobsie! Love ya
re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#5
Posted: 2/16/06 at 9:17amI love Boobsie's Chuckles. They're always funny and usually deliciously dirty. Just like Boobs.
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#6
Posted: 2/16/06 at 9:55am
One of your best, Boobs...thanks for the chuckle, as always
Morning everyone!
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#7
Posted: 2/16/06 at 9:58am
*puts Kitz at the top of the Friday spanking list*
Hi Ya Doodle...always nice to see you around.
*hugs to Kel*
re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#8
Posted: 2/16/06 at 10:09am
Oh my...I'm on a spank list?
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#9
Posted: 2/16/06 at 12:49pmDidn't you know? He has Spanking Fridays on his thread every week. Looks like you're first tomorrow.
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