THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/2/06 at 6:31am

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT ... THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[ashley0139]

Posted: 3/2/06 at 7:09am

Those are great! Thanks, boobs.

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 3/2/06 at 7:18am

Ahahaha!! Great one, Boobsy!


Good Morning Everyone!

Updated On: 3/2/06 at 07:18 AM

[BrunetteBombshell]

Posted: 3/2/06 at 7:21am

Some of them are really funny! :)

[mominator]

Posted: 3/2/06 at 7:28am

Boobsie? What am I going to do with you?

[Kitzarina]

Posted: 3/2/06 at 8:08am

LOVE IT!

[KelRel]

Posted: 3/2/06 at 8:16am

Wonderful as always Boobsie dear!

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/2/06 at 9:30am

"What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime."

L O L

Bbooooooooobs!