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THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/26/06 at 5:14am

A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She Paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This
time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guid o smiles and asks, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman
unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again . Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear,
"No, I Norwegian".






"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

ashley0139
#1re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/26/06 at 11:06am

AH! Didn't see that one coming. Very nice!


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

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Magdalene
#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/26/06 at 11:15am

Thanks, I needed that!


"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

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Calvin
#3re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/26/06 at 11:16am

Finish what?

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Broadwayboobs
#4re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/26/06 at 11:18am

Calvin..you're blonde and white trash so you won't get it.


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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RobbO
#5re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/26/06 at 11:30am

that proves it.


XING
PED

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DRSisLove
#6re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/26/06 at 4:03pm

Good stuff!


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