TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1

Posted: 7/29/14 at 7:18am

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said, just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Rumpelstiltskin]

TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 7/29/14 at 7:52am

Hey . . . that's a repeat from April 15! (And a worthy repeat it is. Definitely one of my favorites. Thanks for brightening up my mornings.)

Updated On: 7/29/14 at 07:52 AM

[Broadwayboobs]

TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 7/29/14 at 8:07am

I need to start marking which ones I've posted before.

Glad I can brighten up your mornings.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Updated On: 7/29/14 at 08:07 AM