TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/26/05 at 5:07am
Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty bad. The morgue needed
someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer,were called.
Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl looked and said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange and he was pretty sure of the body's identity.
Gomer was then brought in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two as*holes."
"What? He had two as*holes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew about it, too. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two as*holes.'"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/26/05 at 5:35am
I guess i'm not smart enough to understand it 
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/26/05 at 5:50amI get it, and boy did I laugh. Thank you!
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#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/26/05 at 6:45amlol, I am glad the coffee is not ready yet.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
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#5re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/26/05 at 8:06amOh, boy.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
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#6re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/26/05 at 9:28amoh, this would be hilarious if it didn't resemble some people I used to know!
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#7re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/26/05 at 12:05pmhehe another good one!
sometimes i think my head is so big because it is so full of dreams- the elephant man
#8re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/26/05 at 12:12pm
he he he
OTA - used to know? Hm?
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#9re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/26/05 at 5:37pmGood one, Bboobs! Took a few seconds, but I got it. Even my mom thought it was funny (and she has a picky sense of humor!)
#10re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/26/05 at 6:38pmHahaha!! Good one Boobs!!
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