TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/26/05 at 5:07am

Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty bad. The morgue needed
someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer,were called.

Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl looked and said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange and he was pretty sure of the body's identity.

Gomer was then brought in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two as*holes."

"What? He had two as*holes?" asked the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew about it, too. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two as*holes.'"

[Broadway_Bound_Star]

Posted: 7/26/05 at 5:35am

I guess i'm not smart enough to understand it

[MyNameInLights]

Posted: 7/26/05 at 5:50am

I get it, and boy did I laugh. Thank you!

[mominator]

Posted: 7/26/05 at 6:45am

lol, I am glad the coffee is not ready yet.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 7/26/05 at 7:47am

LOL! Great one, Boobs!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 7/26/05 at 8:06am

Oh, boy.

[OnTheAisle]

Posted: 7/26/05 at 9:28am

oh, this would be hilarious if it didn't resemble some people I used to know!

[nychick9876]

Posted: 7/26/05 at 12:05pm

hehe another good one!

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 7/26/05 at 12:12pm

he he he

OTA - used to know? Hm?

[Britt0913]

Posted: 7/26/05 at 5:37pm

Good one, Bboobs! Took a few seconds, but I got it. Even my mom thought it was funny (and she has a picky sense of humor!)

[BroadwayDiva]

Posted: 7/26/05 at 6:38pm

Hahaha!! Good one Boobs!!