TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:09am
Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of
Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent
monastery. You are fortunate to spend the rest of your
days on earth here, but you may not speak until I
direct you to do so."
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5
years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary
Katherine, you have been here for five years. You may
speak two words."
Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will
get you a better bed."
After another five years, the Priest called Sister
Mary Katherine. "You may say another two words, Sister
Mary Katherine."!
"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the
Priest assured her that the food would be better in
the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest
again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office.
"You may say two words today.
"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.
"Well, it's probably for the best" says the Priest...
"All you've done is bitch since you got here"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:26amI love that your posting of the morning chuckle always coincides with my lunchbreak!
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:56amand it usually coincides with me going to bed.
stylinbohemian
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/24/05
#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/29/05 at 6:36amhaha....ah :chuckle:
#4re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:23amI like.
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#6re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/29/05 at 8:21am
Good one.
Have a wonderful day everyone, especially you Boobsy!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
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