TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of
Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent
monastery. You are fortunate to spend the rest of your
days on earth here, but you may not speak until I
direct you to do so."

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5
years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary
Katherine, you have been here for five years. You may
speak two words."

Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."

"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will
get you a better bed."

After another five years, the Priest called Sister
Mary Katherine. "You may say another two words, Sister
Mary Katherine."!

"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the
Priest assured her that the food would be better in
the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest
again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office.
"You may say two words today.

"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

"Well, it's probably for the best" says the Priest...

"All you've done is bitch since you got here"

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and it usually coincides with me going to bed.

I like.

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Good one.

Have a wonderful day everyone, especially you Boobsy!

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