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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/17/06 at 5:08am

On his way home a father remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
At a toy store he asked the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie in the
display window?"

The salesperson answered, "Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95 Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asked: " Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

Annoyed, the salesman answered: "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer
and...One of Ken's Friends.


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/17/06 at 6:58am

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE



Good Morning Everyone!


Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

ashley0139
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/17/06 at 7:17am

Cute!


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

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mominator
#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/17/06 at 7:49am

Sounds about right! Never liked that Ken anyways!


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien


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